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Wasskly wabbit stwiks agin!

I'm starting to itch

Are you really that stupid?

lay off the nip I'LL LAY WHATEBER I WANTZ

My Cats Are The Reason I Get Up Every Morning-

Ah.. Another Great Day - For Sleeping In!

CATitude and The True Definition of Ignorance:

CATitude Cat Has Had Enough of the BS...

Chronic Insomnia causes an overload of Reality.

My 'Inner Child' Has Been Replaced-

Whine, Women And Song... The Perfect Get-Together.

Since I Haven't Got Any Plans For Today-

"Synesthesia: U is ushully bornded wif it. Yor senses get mixed wif wunanudder" Hapnd to me wuns Ai fink. Or mai brane wus cookin, dunno... Ai hads +40 degres C feber an Ai inbentid tiem trabel en Ai cud SEE colercoded dais an monfs an yeers. It wus BER

And The Guy On Your Rear Bumper Is Gonna Be One Sorry SOB.

Meet Samson AKA Catstradamus, the Largest Cat in New York City

Kitten Angrily Noms on Some Fresh Fish

It's the weekend!


And they were SMALL gerbils too!

The Fabled Feline Off Switch

Cool Cat of the Day: The Serval, or "Giraffe Cat"


Episode 3.5

Feel guily now, human?

This Kitten is Yelling "Let Meowt!"

"Mind Meld" (TTO "Sharing The Night Together" by Dr. Hook)

Spock! Get Scotty here on the double The transporter has serious issues

Even Ceiling Cat Has Had It

hi Sylvia, we'z startin Kuppykakes Preppy Skool Sept.1 like u tawt uz & we'll be habbin a clazz in "Sylvia-Speak" wiff some ob ur choiseiest words r skolarz will hab 2 guezz wat dey mean