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Kitteh has another idea


"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." - Woody Allen

I'm sending this picture to yoor editor He gonna know yoo haz no new chapterz fer book unless yoo FEEDZ MEE NAO!!

Woman's Gone Stark-Raving.

"There is no such thing as 'just a cat'."


The difference between stupidity and genius

Amen, William Penn

twisted Shakespeare # 7: the Bard was a charter cheezer?!

twisted Shakespeare #22: the Bard heralds kitty rescuers

twisted Shakespeare #18: damning diary discovered!

twisted Shakespeare #16: Caeser's Irish wake

twisted Shakespeare #30: A Cat-bummer Nightmare

twisted Shakespeare #35: cats, then as now...

Works for me

As a motivational speaker, you suck

AI could fix it, but ai wasn't allowed

Did you chew turkey gum to help you quit? (recaption:

Once Upon A Time there was a cat named Lola....

Just Like APC And NC

I don't care if you do have the thumbs and the can opener You still owe me elebenty dollars in rent munies

We know who wears the pants in this family

I resized this to 2". The cheezlords did this. Sunset on the Shore. Let me know if you want it

It became extinct the day it ticked off the Comfee Sofa's hungover ancestors

Wiff teh Plutonians joining in teh serch for dat Mischeffs, miiyuns ob der Flying Saucers blanket teh Erf!

I was watching my dog chase his tail and I thought boy, he's easily amused then I realized I was watching a dog chase his tail

Another Cheez user waiting for Beta help

"Black Metal Cats" is a Twitter Account of Cat Pictures Paired With Metal Lyrics and It's Dark AF