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You were going to use the grease from the pork roast? Oh well. I'm sure you'll find something else to use Wake me when the pancakes are ready.

Tell me I'm not deh only one dis happens to.

Canadians on High Alert

ignore previous message....stop..... can has chunkle?....stop...... inkrease relashunship wid Canada.....stop....

A littel paint 'n id'll be as gud as neu

Once you've stopped shrieking and dancing on the table, a Thank You would be nice.

Fly free, nippy toy, fly free!

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This is gonna be a great selfie Me and the only other entity close to bein' in my league

COULD IT BE THE IDIOTS HAVE ALREADY WON?

Some Cats Just Want to Watch the World Burn

ARTISAN NIP-INFUSED VEGGEEZ ONLY@Kamp Kuppykakes Roadside Farm Stand

They Grow up so Fast, Don't They?

I GIVE DAILY THANKS TO CEILING CAT MY HUMAN ISN'T A VEGAN

Copy Cat Does Her Own Interpretation of Yoga

Human, you've got hair in your nostrils. Maybe you're not going bald after all

And the Richter..

Tabitha loved to imitate the famous Alpurrt Einstein picture

Works (out) for me!

ME: having msged ICHC, politely asking for information, reading the reply that explains NOTHING!

You should spill more cereal and sugar and stuff in here, you know, attract some mousies for me to catch.

Rambunctious Foster Kittens Do the "Scary Cat Dance"

All cats should be this spoiled.

sh be vewy qwiet. i'z hunting missing lol builders

Looks like a pot of gold to me! ('cause I am a crazy cat person)

THIS MAY BE ONE OF THOSE TIMES WHERE BIRD IS DEFINITELY NOT THE WORD.

MARCO.. *POKO*

I know well the terror of this torture device. This time I'm keeping my tail off the floor!

We Are Going To Count To Three!