I'M THE AUTHENTIC AUNT BERTHA - ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTIONS! Don't matter none how you spell it, I am the squasher of kittehs, the breaker of furniture and soooooo much larger than life that it dang near scares me! So all y'all want to make fun of a poor old fat lady, huh? Well have at it because it ALL bounces off, babies! Men fear me because there ain't no man who's man enough for me. Women fear me because I take what I want. Now, most o' you sweeties know who I really am and I think most all y'al...I'M THE AUTHENTIC AUNT BERTHA - ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTIONS! Don't matter none how you spell it, I am the squasher of kittehs, the breaker of furniture and soooooo much larger than life that it dang near scares me! So all y'all want to make fun of a poor old fat lady, huh? Well have at it because it ALL bounces off, babies! Men fear me because there ain't no man who's man enough for me. Women fear me because I take what I want. Now, most o' you sweeties know who I really am and I think most all y'all have figured out that I don't make the LOLz (I leave that up to my "other self") and I only fave the LOLz you make about ME...and yes, chilluns, this profile is ALL about ME.
