*looks in the mirror*
...Woah girl look how sexual you look today, congratulations. I have a really important confession to get off my chest and please don't judge me... deep breath, okay. I ate a cookie yesterday. NOOOOO!!! FML. Jk. Hey is that a spaceship? Like I give a fuck. Just kidding I so do, I want to see an alien like real bad. REAL BAD. I was also pondering in my brain that if One Direction were a group of giraffes would everyone still think they were so hot? I mean think about all th...*looks in the mirror*
...Woah girl look how sexual you look today, congratulations. I have a really important confession to get off my chest and please don't judge me... deep breath, okay. I ate a cookie yesterday. NOOOOO!!! FML. Jk. Hey is that a spaceship? Like I give a fuck. Just kidding I so do, I want to see an alien like real bad. REAL BAD. I was also pondering in my brain that if One Direction were a group of giraffes would everyone still think they were so hot? I mean think about all those awkward necks and legs and hooves and black tongues. Long ass black tongues licking their mouths into their super high microphones. Would you still want to tap that? Yeah, I guess I would too. JUST KIDDING. Just wondering what your opinion was because I felt bad at first but I was hoping you felt the same way, I'm glad you do. Anyways, the other night I sat down to do a puzzle and realized how boring they are after you finish all the edge pieces. Like what the fuck if I wanted to look at a p
