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By DoodliePoo on Dec 10, 2008 at 8:26 AM

Beevee! Didjoo see teh hoempayje 2dai?? Yay 4 tankses! Luvs, PoO!

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By Rami on Dec 9, 2008 at 6:44 PM

an eberfing, rite? I'm sure she maek weawwi cuet bear! We goes ups tew Phoenix few Saturdais. It waz funs, we jus good aroun. Sumtiems nice tew gets awais. Sowwi ur hair be spensif. Hair allais costs mor dan Ai fink it shud. An tew gets it donn bai sumone gud be bery spensif. An dey charge fer eberyfing! Da wash, da cut, da colors iffen u gets, da dwiing. It be sillies at dat points. Ai neber be bwave enuffs tew colors mai hair. Ai hears an sees tew manies mishapps wid da colors. An mai hair actualli noht bad color brown. Ai sew glad. But Ai wud lubbs tew tries an auburns. But da fibro an da chemicals noht mix. Ai glad u noht has tew much twoubles frum da sno. An I hopes u hassing a gweat week!

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By Rami on Dec 9, 2008 at 6:42 PM

gwounds. Da gwounds tew dry an hards an da rain no sooks in. Flash flud es common. Dere be signs eberweeeres tew tells da u in flashflud area. It take as liddle as 30 seconds fer waders tew be 8 feet deep in pwaces! An dey puts up blockaides sew iffen u goes arouns dem u be liables fer da costs uf rescue. If no blockaides an u gets in twoubles dey savs u fer frees. An ebery year sumone goes arouns blocksaides, finkin he sew smarts, den winds up sitten en da top uf his car waiten fer da helicopter te pull him tew safties. An dey puts picture in papers sew eberyone knos u stupids. It actuawwi savs lives by keepin mani stupids awais frum da waders. But dere is allais one! Doh! Ai feels fer u wid da floodins. Dere is sumfing abous squishy grounds dat jus noht gud, an den fweezin, tew? Dat be bad. Xtreem maykobber, hoem edishun, is da shew. Ai noht kno u has it. It sew nice dat peeps can du dat fer eaxuffer. Wat kind uf bear dids Sewfee choos? U has tew choos da clothes

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By Rami on Dec 9, 2008 at 6:41 PM

Ha! Ai lubbs de dancin shrews tew! Dat be sew perfects! Tini liddle owtfits, wid tini liddle bows. Cuet! Wee no get Spooks. Wee usuallies gets shews abouss 3 or 4 years affers u has dem. No shew wid Richard Armitage eeffer. But Ai keeps lukin fer it, an hims. Ai agrees wid sum horrors dat noht weawwi be scaries. Uffer, weawwi scaries horrors Ai no liek. Our powers stais on mostseses uf da tiems. We no has twees tew pulls da lines downs. Our twees be smalls an no falls down often. Wen we libbed en Virginia da powers goes outs sew oftens our neighbor has generator. He hooks up tew our refrigerators sew no lose foods! He was best neighbor we eber has. But no lose powers in Tucson. Ai lubbs da tunders tew! Ai fink dey wunderfuls! Hard fer me tew understands whi dey scares peeps, but dey do. Ai feels sowwi fer dem, dat dey can no enjoies. But den dey pwobablies liek horrors an no can unnerstans whi Ai don't. We gets sudden floods, corse da rains jus runs offen da gwou

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By Upfi on Dec 8, 2008 at 3:19 AM

LOL! I cuk 4 maiself, dunno whevver u wud likes it or nawt. I am nawt a great cleener, but togevver we cud mabbeh afford a cleaning ladee? I keep finking ab00t getting wun. Sawry ab00t the rain, hope it has stopped now. Hey, reminds me of teh auld joke: Whut follows after 2 rainy days? Munday! Hao was the pub-going? I really like pubs!

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By L-A-LA on Dec 7, 2008 at 2:27 PM

cool. thx 4 promoting me. lol. well, have a great day.

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By NC1099 on Dec 6, 2008 at 9:12 AM

Hi there cheezfriend. I wanted to wish you a very happy birthday and happy holidays. Take Care

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By Rami on Dec 5, 2008 at 2:19 PM

rains has da biggest tunders! Sum peeps gets sew scards uf owr tunders dey has tew muve awais! Honest! Ai lubbs tew stands at da slidin gwass doors an puts mai hands on dem. Teh tunder sew stwong dat da gwass be muvin in an outs liek a dwumhead. Sumtiems it muv sew mucheses Ai fink da gwass mustseses bweaks. Buts da weason is dat da clouds sew hi ups (15,000 feets tew 60,000) dat teh tunder musts be huges tew reach da gwounds. Few pwaces has clouds dat starts sew hi ups. Moister pwaces has clouds dat starts at 1,000 or 2,000 feet, sew dere tunders noht sew bigs. But den we onwi has dem fer 2 months noht allyears liek udder pwaces, sew Ai ges dey lieks tew makes a beeg deals abous it. Snuggles da kittehs fer me an has a gweat weekends!

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By Rami on Dec 5, 2008 at 2:18 PM

can'ts. Ai no lieks mossesses wealiti shews eeever. Dey allais spends tiem en da angwies, or da means; Ai no liek dos. Ai liek happies an peeps helpin eachuffer. Dere is wun shew here dat has a team uf peeps goin tew da homes uf gud peeps who needs helps wiff dere homes. Pwobwems frum health issues, or disasters liek fires, or fluds ruins dere howses an dey no has monies tew repairs. Dis team comes in an builds dem hole neu howse afters tearin downs dere old ruined one. It sew nice dat peeps du dis fer udders. Ai used tew watch dat shew. But den Tom's fahfer died uf cancer, an mani uf da peeps who gets neu homes hav cancer, so we no can watch animurs. It tew sads fer mai hubbi. But iffen dey has nice shews, we might chek dem outs. Ai alsew lubbs da histories, an old comidies! Wee lubbs da BBC Merica! An da muvies channels. Wee lieks comidies en da movvies tew, an da actions muvies. Wee no liek da horors, or da means muvies. Owr ra

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By Rami on Dec 5, 2008 at 2:18 PM

Ai jus liek da dancin shews (Doh noht da ones en ice) caus Ai liek tew see peeps gets bedder at sumfings, an Ai lubbs da costumes! Ai lubbs tew sews. Ai has 3 difference sewing majines, each dus difference jobs. Ai used tew sew homes decors items, liek bedspreds, piwwows, curtains, ects, at homes on dah sides uf mai real jobs. Ai lubbed dat. Ai wud draws mai owns patterns an den sews dem ups. Bery satisfieins. Ai liek tew make ups mai owns clothes tew, an fer friens an families. Ai lubs makin fings dat starts as da patterns buts den Ai changes fings aroun a bits. Da pattern sais do dis wid wun fabwics; Ai makes wid a mixes uf 4 fabwics. Or Ais puts in darts, or extwa seams tew makes it fits bedders. Mai husbands lubbs tew wear clothes Ai makes. Ai waz hopin tew starts up mai sewin businesses wen Ai gots back tew Tucson, but teh fibro no make dat possibles. Dat is wun uf da hards fings few me tew deals wid. Ai lubbs tew werks an nao Ai c

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By Upfi on Dec 5, 2008 at 4:21 AM

AI wish ai libbed nearer where u is! U cud deckorayte mai house and ai wud bake biskits for u! Ebbery cheezfwend has a talent and if we puts dem awl together, it will be wunnermus! Have a gud time! Shawping at dis tyme of year is nawt to mai liking, it's too overkrautet (giggle) in town.

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By poohbear3931 on Dec 5, 2008 at 2:38 AM

Ai kanz see id awl noa ~ teh glamourpuss festib jumpie, teh shiny dekormorashuns...

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By Rami on Dec 4, 2008 at 11:08 PM

rains, Liliputians hide! Rains bery hards, sumtiems can't see buildins across street it rains sew hards. I glad u liek tew heer frum me, caus Ai weawwi liek hearin frum u. It be fun tew take Sewfees tew bear store. Ai neber been in wun, but Ai has seen dem. It luks liek a grand tiem fer da liddle ones. Kitten on da head! How fun, cept iffen u twiing tew du sumfing. Dey sew adorables doh, godda furgibbs dem. Sowwi u sew tiward at werk todai. Ai noht able tew sleep rite nao, hubbi snorin. Fangx fer hopins mai Catmus is pain fwee! Ai hopes sew tew. Nuffin interwestin happens tewdai, jus mee cachin ups on dah sleeps Ai miss wile painters here. Nao snorin makin me miss. Owells. Ai glads u noht has pwobems wid da snoes dis mornins. Ai waz crossin mai fingers fer dat. But dere is sumfing pwetty abous snoes doh. Aniwais, Ai hopes no more snoes fer u, an a great Friday.

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By Rami on Dec 4, 2008 at 11:07 PM

De decorashuns u r makin soun wunderfuls! Maibees Ai do makes sum tew. Ai dew liek glitters. Ai wants tew be wun uf da costume designers en da Dancin Wid Da Stars show, caus dey gets tew use glitter, an beeds, an tassles, an fringe, an alsorts uf stuffs da "propers" attires don has. Ai liek teh brite an shinies! Allais has. We be puttin ups lighs dis weekends, hubbi has Fridai offs ebery odder weeks. We hads tew waites wile da painters dids dere fing. But befur painters comes we puts cleats ups on dah roof, on da insides parts uf da parapets. We no wan tew pokes holes intew stuccos fer supports an no wans tew pokes hole in roof, so we poke holes inside da roof lines in da parapet, knoin dat da painters will adds extra layers ur sealnt on tops uf ours, so howse safes frum waters. We du gets rain, just allatonce. We get monsoons, like India, in July an August. Storm builds ups alldais, den rains weawwy hard at rush hour, den an hours later eberyfing be dri agin. But wen it r

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By raymaty on Dec 4, 2008 at 5:30 PM

Welkumz! :3

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By cpandbj on Dec 4, 2008 at 5:09 PM

dats otay u cool

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By DoodliePoo on Dec 4, 2008 at 12:15 PM

Yay, Beevee! Fanks fer teh info on teh faycebooks, I will chek it owt dis weekenn! Didjoo see Widjee's ansser to me bowt teh faycebook? I hazza laff. I haz dun dat kinda fing maisef. An yups, I gotz der pix of Elmo n hiz noo tank up dis mornin but dint haz tiemz 2 tellz yoo dat dey wuz dere! I'z glad yoo fownd em! Him had teh mowsee eyes, ifinkso! But him wuz berry bwayve n I finks him lieks it. Howd yoo find owt bowt kitteh tanks? Luvs, Poo!

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By L-A-LA on Dec 4, 2008 at 10:58 AM

lol. yup. *drum roll plz* ur da winner! hahaha. great 2 know u & have u as a bud. cood i get ur advice on somethin? shood i change mai pic? if so i gotz som cool ideas. if ya go on zazzle u can find a pic of just 'bout everything.

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By DoodliePoo on Dec 4, 2008 at 5:03 AM

O hai Beevee! I billded teh tank lass nite and tuk sum pikshurs uv Elmo & Willie! I'z downlode dem 2nite. Elmo wuz moer inntrestid in teh box fing dat teh tank caem in dan he wuz in teh tank, 'majjin dat! I gotted a happee wen yoo telld me bowt seein Elmo in teh bafftub, he LUVz teh bafftub. Him iz sittin in mai lapz rite nao, purrin so lowd dat him iz hummin :), givz me a big happee. Iz not on faycebook, I'z been skeered 2 go dere, I hazza skeered dat a ole boifren (izza bad, bad peep) mite find me dere. Iz dere a sayfe way 2 be on faycebook wiffowt sumwun bein abul 2 find me? I haz alwayz wanntid to do it but iz skeered. Iz Widjee's art stuff on her faycebook playce? I wants 2 see it cuz iz kyool dat she iz a artisst. Krissmiss snuggelz 4 teh Zigger! Luvs frum Poo!

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By Upfi on Dec 4, 2008 at 4:17 AM

Since when has life been fair - EBBER? U just has to mayk do, mai deer, same as teh rest of us. Hope u wrap up propurly wif teh cold - teh fings peeps go out in in mai cuntry mayks me laff and shiver at teh same time! Ai is bisee at wurk and will eat French pancaykes tonight wif two fwends. AT teh weekend ai wants to bayke Christmas cookies (bickies) again. And do krismus mail! Wot about u?

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