Messages between Beeves and DoodliePoo
mah frend!! mah frend!! yay i logs on heer to luk at der kittehs! ai missis dem! sum meen peepuls broked mah car so ai haz a sad :( i needs a cheerin up! ai luked up b4 ai seez elmeow up in der sky! sez hellaw and kissiz!! iz nite heer naw-is it nite der? i bizy wif der littel hoomin, ziggeh nawt reely lieks her much but he tolerates her!
Beevee, izzatchoo? I has a miss for you! Luvs, Poo!
Ohai, Beevee! I has missded yoo! But yoo has had a bizzy, aifinkso! Howz Ziggs? Luvs, Poo!
BEEVES! Ohai! I has bin missin yoo! I has bin missin Wijdee 2! We iz AWL bizzy, I finkso! Yoo iz bizzy dooin weddinny stuffs and Widjee iz bizzy werkin an dooin stuffs and I haz had a bizzy wif awl mai hossie stuffs! I will gibs yoo mai addwess on der Faycbuk fingie an I will sends yoo an Ziggy sum stuffs! Yay, iz Caturday 2morrow! I will be sleepin in, I finkso. Duz teh UK hab a tiem chaynje in teh spwing? We 'merikinz has "daylite saybings tiems" an it skwooz us awl up gud fer sum wiles! Misses yoo, Beevee! Luvs frum Po0!
Beeves! Iz yoo still snoed in? I dint noe it snoes so mutch dere! Yoo iz gittin moar den us! Kittehs doan go owtsied so dey nebber stuk a toe in teh snoe. Iz too CODE! Sumtiems teh snoe fawls off teh roof uv teh barn an Twink gits skareded! Senn me yer addwess in the faycebuk emayl fingie an I will senn yoo sum prezzies! Stays warm, k, Beeves? O, an I hassa tell yoo dat teh barkeep dint noe wut a Cheeky Vinto wuz an dint hab enny bloo stuff to put innit! Wuz prolly a gud fing :)! Luvs, Poo!
Ohai, Beevee! I gotted yer noet lass week but I haz had SOE menny bizzies! Wen I'z not on teh 'pyooter @ werks, I'z on teh 'pyooter @ hoem, werkin on mai hossie stuffs. Iz yer job bedder? I still has a wurree fer yoo. My job iz still skerrie, not shur hao mutch longer it will be arown. I seed on teh nooze bowt it snowin an snowin in teh Yookay, it maed teh nashnul nooze heer in Merika! Didjoo git snowded in? Wuz yer lektrissity still werkin? Hoeps yoo iz doin gud, mai Beevee. Hoeps dat Ziggy's toezies iz warm ifn hims wawkin in teh snowz! Luvs Poo!
Mose Merikens doan noes wut a "boot" iz on der kar, but I hazza Mini Cooper! Haz a boot AN a bonnit! Wen yoo seds dat yoo puts yer bagz in teh boot, dat wud froe mose Merikens off, dey wud fink dat yoo stuffin bags in to yer shooz! Mebbee wen I iz dun bein hangd ober, I will goze shoppin 2 an puts mai shoppin bagz in mai boot! ... I'z glad dat yoo iz doin ok, Beevee! Yay! Yay! Elmeow sez Yay! Kisses frum awl uv us, and luvs too. Poo!
O hoorai, Beevee! HOORAI! I haz a HAPPEE dat yoo iz doin gud!!!!! I haz had a wurree an a wurree fer yoo. Shoppin iz alwayz gud an maeks a peep feel mo' bedder! Dat Ziggy iz a spoyld nawty boi but I noes him luvs yoo, 'speshully ifn yoo bize him prezzies! I went 2 der pub lass niet, I haz a hungober. Elmeow iz snoozin in mai bedwoom an him luks SO cumfy, I may haz 2 joyn him. I wud luvs 2 send yoo sum Ziggy toyz, do yoo haz a addwess fer me 2 send em? Kin yoo put yer addwess in a hidey playce on Faycebuk? I hoeps dat werks duzznt hab so menny yuckies fer yoo nao!
Beevee! Iz yoo heer? Iz ebryfing okai? I'z wurryin bowtchoo ... Luvs frum Poo
O noes, Beevee! I iz gittin teh swellded glands an teh stuffee noze an teh hedaykee 2! O noes! Wen it raynz, it pores! I showded mai Twink @ a big hossie show heer in mai hoem town 2dai an her wuz a bad hossie! Akshully, her wuz skareded, I finkso, her dint meen 2 be nawty. Gud nooz is dat I dint git dumpded in teh dirts! But nao I hassa stuffees anna chillz. O noes! Iz 2dai a bedder dai for yoo mai Beevee-fren? Iz teh peeps bein enny niser @ werks? I'z been wurryin bowtchoo. Didjoo git sum Ziggy-kisses? Kitteh kisses fix awlmose awl sads. Pleez lemmee noes how yoo iz doin, k? Elmeow sends lotsuv kitteh kisses. Mee too. Luvs, Poo
O may pore fren Beevee! I has SO menny sads fer yoo!!!!!!! Haytin yer job iz tewwibul! Gibs yer hole lief a mizzerabul! Iz dere ennyfing on teh job ads in teh noozpaypers or teh innertoobs dat yoo cud applies fer? An twoothfullee, ifn yoo needs sum halp wif a rezoomay, I kin rite GUD wunz. I kin maek yoo sown liek yoo solvded AWL teh werld's prollems! Tell dat Ziggy "NOE BITEYS! I has a sad!" Duzznt werk wif Elmeow, prolly wont werk wif Ziggy eefer. But yoo tellz him ennyway. PLEEZ lemmee noe ifn I kin halps in enny way. I noe LIEKS wen teh peeps iz pikkin on my Beevee!
I noe 4 a fack dat funneeniss iz a 'kwiremint fer job pozishuns. I yoosta rite rezoomayz fer a libbin so I NOES. Mebbee yoo kin move 2 'Merika and werks fer my ole boss. Him iz startin a noo cumpny, will be KOOL kitteh and goggie toyz, nun uv dis boring, unimmajinative stuffs I duz nao. Iz mai plan 2 werk 4 him wen mai playce goze kerplooie. Yoo'd be a GRATE kitteh toy finker-upper, I finkso! Keeps me powsted on hao it goze, k, Beevee? I haz a wurree 4 yoo. Luvs frum teh Pooster!
Ohai, Beevee! OOO, I haz a mad dat teh peeps @ yer weeks iz bein meen 2 yoo! It maeks me wants to git in mai kar an dwibe 2 yer werks an tell doze peeps, "Yoo stop bein meen 2 mai fren BeevieNat!" I wud gib dem nuckel sammiches, Ifinkso. I wud beet 'em up. I wud yell @ dem an tell dem "NOES! Yoo noe duz nuffin meen 2 mai fren!" O Beevee, I haz a sad fer yoo. Mose uv yer waykin owrz iz @ yer job and if you no has a happee, it reelee sux. Yoo iz in a pickul, I finkso. I kin rite a reffrence 4 yoo ifn yoo 'plies for a noo job. I kin say, "Beevee iz a hard werker, an her iz berry, berry kreaytib, an her iz berry smart, and her iz berry funnee."
AI IZ HEER 2!!!! Iz Fryday, whooHOOOOO! Iz gunna be sixterty degweez heer on Caturday! Twinks an I kin goe OWTSIED and play, I finkso! Yay! Iz goin 2 der pub 2niet so I hoeps I no has hangerover in teh mornin! Wut iz YOO doin on Caturday???? Elmeow iz wayvin hiz floofy pawz atchoo and teh Zigs! He sez "OHAI BEEVEE AND ZIGGY!" Luvs, POO!
Beevee! I misses yoo on teh Cheezes! So duz Elmeow! Him sez: Ware iz Beevee? Ware iz Ziggy? We iz SO loansum wiffoutchoo! Luvs, Poo!
Ohai, Beevee! Yay! I'z on teh Faycebuk and I sended yoo a frendy-fing! Yay! Fank yoo fer teh Cwissmus kisses! Elmeow senz sum bak 2 yoo and teh Zigs! Iz almose Noo Yeer, wutz yoo gunna do fer sellerbraytin? I'z gunna stai hoem, I finkso, iz 2 skerrie wif awl teh weerdoes. I luvs teh kitteh in teh playne dat yoo favritted. Yay 4 playnez & tankses! Hazza Happie Noo Yeer, Beevee! Luvs, Poo!
Ohai, Beevee! Iz on der faycebuk nao! Elmeow twide 2 taek pitchurs but hiz floofiness kep cubberin up teh lenzes. Awl I cud see wuz teh blak floofies! Ha! I fown a muggie pitchur dat mai Boifren Hoo iz Soemtiems My Boifren an Soemtiems Not taked uv me lass summer, iz 1 dats not 2 oogly. I hassa fillinz teh info on der faycebuk still but gotz teh baysicks up dere. So nao wut duz I do? Happie Cwissmus Eeb! Fank yoo fer teh choklits and teh booze, I needed bofe, Ifinkso! Elmo says fank yoo fer teh nips! Him sends nips 2 Zigs and teh spyked eggynoggy 2 yoo! Happie Cwissmus Beevee! Luvs, PoO!
Ohai, Beevee! I DID gits on teh faycebuk dis weekenn, but den I discubbered dat I haz a hunnerdfortylebben pitchurs uv mai kittehs, twelvity five uv mai hossies, 2 uv mai frenz and NUN uv maisefs! I gotz mai pryoriteez, I finkso! So I will werks on dat dis weeks mebbee on Cwissmus Eeb. I kin teechez Elmeow hao 2 taeks pitchurs, him kin taek pitchurs uv me, him haz a smart! Sownz liek yoo hazza kwayzee weekenn Beevee! Howz teh boifren feelin 2dai, enny bedder? I werks Mundai, Toozdai, gitz Whenzdai and Fursdai off, den werks Frydai. I'z awl dun shoppin & rappin, iz reddy fer Cwissmus! Is yoo reddy 2? I'z letcha noes wen I gitz mai muggie on teh faycebook! Luvs, Poo!
Ohai, Beevee! Howz ebry ole fing? Sownz liek yoo had a GRATE birfday! Yoo an Ziggee BOFE gotz prezzints, yay! Maek shur yoo chops teh taylz off doze bloo sparklee mowsies so Ziggy duzznt noms dem. We sells doze mowsies @ mai werks an I alwayz chops teh taylz off b4 I gibs dem to mai kittehs. Elmeow eeted wun a fyoo yeerz agoes an I had 2 taek him to teh vet. I almose lossted him. I wudda dide ifn I lossted him! I'z glad dat kittehs cant swaller tankses! I'z dun wif mai shoppinz an wif Elmo's halp, I'z dun rappin 2! Reddy 4 Cwissmus, yay! Iz snoowy & BERRY code heer 2day. I pwommise 2 gitz 2 faycebuk dis weekenn! Hazza happie dai, Beevee! Be karefulls dwivin. Luvs, Poo!
O hai agin, Beevee! I gotz up dis mornin an memberd dat it wuz yer birfday so I had to sendz yoo a kwik noet! Den I seed dat yoo sended me wun yesserdai affernoon! Cwissmus iz a BERRY bizzy tiem, huh! Acorse, Ziggeh finks dat dekkeray...deckoray...bawbulz iz hiz persunul playfingz, Elmo duz 2. In fack, Elmo finks ebryfing iz a playfing. Himz bin halpin wif rappin teh prezzints an dwinkin teh egganogga an maykin mai Cwissmus swetter holy... I meen, holey. Hassa poak holez in ebryfing! I hazznt gotted 2 faycebuk yet but I willz! Hazz a happee on yer birfday, k, Beevee? Luvs frum teh PoO!
Ohai, Beevee! Juss wanntid 2 say: I hoeps yer Birfday haz a happee! Hoeps yoo iz doin gud. Haz fun 2dai! Tellz Ziggy "ohai" fer mee. Luvs, Poo!
Beevee! Didjoo see teh hoempayje 2dai?? Yay 4 tankses! Luvs, PoO!
Yay, Beevee! Fanks fer teh info on teh faycebooks, I will chek it owt dis weekenn! Didjoo see Widjee's ansser to me bowt teh faycebook? I hazza laff. I haz dun dat kinda fing maisef. An yups, I gotz der pix of Elmo n hiz noo tank up dis mornin but dint haz tiemz 2 tellz yoo dat dey wuz dere! I'z glad yoo fownd em! Him had teh mowsee eyes, ifinkso! But him wuz berry bwayve n I finks him lieks it. Howd yoo find owt bowt kitteh tanks? Luvs, Poo!
O hai Beevee! I billded teh tank lass nite and tuk sum pikshurs uv Elmo & Willie! I'z downlode dem 2nite. Elmo wuz moer inntrestid in teh box fing dat teh tank caem in dan he wuz in teh tank, 'majjin dat! I gotted a happee wen yoo telld me bowt seein Elmo in teh bafftub, he LUVz teh bafftub. Him iz sittin in mai lapz rite nao, purrin so lowd dat him iz hummin :), givz me a big happee. Iz not on faycebook, I'z been skeered 2 go dere, I hazza skeered dat a ole boifren (izza bad, bad peep) mite find me dere. Iz dere a sayfe way 2 be on faycebook wiffowt sumwun bein abul 2 find me? I haz alwayz wanntid to do it but iz skeered. Iz Widjee's art stuff on her faycebook playce? I wants 2 see it cuz iz kyool dat she iz a artisst. Krissmiss snuggelz 4 teh Zigger! Luvs frum Poo!
Beevee! Teh TANK iz heer! I gotz hoem too layt to assimb ... assemb ... to putz it 2gevver lass niet but I'z gunna taek it 2 werks 2 show mai boss cuz we iz alwayz innerressted in lukkin @ new kitteh producks. Den I will bring it hoem so dat Elmo can bee a Jennerul an go to warz agains teh Ebil Fows! Fanks fer tellin me bowt it! I will taeks pikshurs of Elmo bein a Jennerul - or maybee Willie will be a Jennerul. Mebbee I can haz TWO Jenneruls!
Elmeow and awl teh kritterz is BERRY SPOYLD, but dat iz cuz dey iz luvd! I hazza feelin dat Elmo will be skeerd at 1st, him iz skeerd uv lawndry pielz. Ifn he seez a lawndry piel and den I maeks a kissy noyze at teh saem tiem, him jumpz 4 feets into teh airz! Iz funnee, kinda meen too, I gessez, but iz so funnee n kyoot! Twink iz spoyld 2, her warez a warm blankee n livz in a heeted stall fulla soff shayvinz. Her bess fren, Belle, livz in teh stall nex 2 her so Twink iznt lownlee. If iz warm, she gitz to go owtsied and role in teh mud and beez a mudpai. Den her stanz in teh sun an baykz, and den teh mud gitz hard and her turnz into a hippapottammis. Smellz liek 1 too! Sno iz 2 floofy 4 snobalz rite nao. Wutcha doin 4 yer birfday, Beevee?
O NOES, Beevee! O NOES! Nao is MUNDAI! Yuck! Bak 2 teh werks I goez! I'z glad I hazza job tho, I finkso. It snoed n snoed yesserdai so I staid in an payntid mai baffroom. El Meow helpded and gotz paynt on hiz whiskerzez. Den I did liek yoo and maed soem Krissmiss decker ... dekor .. ormmamments. Dey iz felt starz wif kwilt stuffinz in em. Teh kittehs fink dey iz kitteh toyz. Wuz too code fer Twinkerz to go owtsied and be a mudpai so her iz in her howse wif her fwends. Gess wut? I fink Elmo's tank iz cummin todai! I cantz wayt! I no can wayt til Krissmiss so teh kittehs will open it wen it gitz heer. Iz hard to put togedder? Das gud dat yoo gitz a lloonngg weekenn dis weekenn! Iz yoo plannin lossa fun birfday stuffs? Mebbee gitz a korner sofer fer yer birfday? Heer I goez off to werks! Hazza gud day, Beevee! Luvs frum PoO!
Whoo HOO, it's CATURDAY, Beevee! I'z goin owt to see mai Twink (herz too far awai 2 seez ebbry day n I missez her cuz wuz owtta town lass weekenn). Will hafta warez teh long unnerwarez cuz iz code owtsied! Teh corner sofuh sownz wunnerful, iz yoo shur yooz not gettin it 4 Ziggy?? I botted a sofuh lass yeer n mai Willie waysted no tiemz furrin it up, iz hiz sofuh, I finkso. Wut kinda myoozicks do yoo n teh boyfren n Ziggy do? I callz Elmo Teh Power Meower cuz himz so noizy 2. Mebbee Elmeow iz eben bedder! Lemmee noe wen yoo gitz teh hossie biddeo! Luvs frum PoO
Beevee, yoo haz a smart AND a funnee! I LUVs teh biddeo, i watchded it ober n ober! An yoo iz brayver tehn me, gunna bees a teecher 2 teh chilrenz! Mai neece, her is 12, iz habbin terribul trubbels wif skool so yesserdai at Fanksgibbin, I tole her to callz mee wif teh tuff qwestyuns. Dunno if I kin helps but her iz strugglin so mush. Teh prollem iz dat I dunno if I haz teh ansserz! Mai neffyoo, him duz okai. Den i tryde splaynin ICHC 2 teh famibly. Woo, dat wuz tuff. Hao to splain teh kittehs an teh lolspeak and mai fren in Waylz hoo telz storrees bowt King Arfer sledjin down teh hillz n taykin owt teh sheepz ... Dey no unnerstanz at all. Yoo HASSA tellz me moer bowt teh gittin merreed! Luvs, PoO
I iz bizzy maekin fortylebben punkin baykees ... I meanz cookees! Smelz gud in mai howse rite nao! I'z goin 2 mai mumz howse dis affernoonz fer a big feest. Mai brudders n der kiddzez wil b dere 2 ... Noe wurrees on bein nozey!, I haz teh funnest job! But iz berry wurreed dat i ken keeps it cuz tings iznt so gud rite nao. I werks @ a playce dat maeks toyz n stuffs fer kittehs n goggies! Owr biggess cusstummerz iz Petsmart n Petco. Iz BERRY fun! I helps fink up noo toyz fer teh kritterz, iz mosely in charj uv teh pattents n traydmarks. Dats why I thot teh tank wuz so kyool! Wut duz yoo do teh pay teh billz?
