Messages between Beeves and widjitz
where yew be, beeves? ais wuntin tew discus da duchess uv duke street wif yew
Beeves mai deerie! Iz so gud to see yew here. Ai haz been awol fur long tiem. misses yew too much! luv widjitz
ohai beeves! ai wuz askaird ai lost yew! that wud be tragik! ai been visitin mai Erin an otter an goin hoem todai :( ai misses mai babiez
Ai haz sum wine. Ai haz a sad da uver dai. Ai found a Kitteh in mai neybors garden dat waz in kitteh heaven :( Ai make shure kitteh has nyce playce to have grave, Ai noe shure hoo kitteh belongs 2.. ai asked but noe1 noes :( poor kitteh. Sew naow mah littel Beeves bee kryen coz her teefs r hurten :( oh noes ai is awl in a pikle! Ai needs sum moar beer!!!!
lion richie ... ha ha I wuz tryin to rememberz wwhut song it wuz. ok - so let go haz beer in da gardin - kai? Ai misses yew!
nao i fort I wuz lineel reechee bak der 4 a whyle lol. Huzbin iz wotchin der futbawls. Ai noe liek ai fink ai iz goan fur a beer in da garden
iz yew allrite! ahhhaaahhhhahhhahaha
hellaaaaaaaaaaw iz et meh ur luken fawwww I can c it in yor i's i can c it in yor smyyyyle lol. iz linel reechee heer lol
ai am stills fat liek a puddin lols. Iz gon rownd liek a fut bawl!!!
oh so happi dat yer zig is ok. onces Ivan gots a bee sting on his nose and he looked like lion king for a bit. hows da bun?
WEEEEEEJ!! I am in werks iz bizy I noe lieks it. Ziggeh hads a bee stinged him on der cheek i tooks him 2 der V.E.T.S buts he wuz okays. He noe bee chaysen bees agen lol!!
hai mai fren! ai misses yew! Erin be comin ober the pond soon! ai wishez i wuz goin too! luv yew! widjitz
ohai Beeves ... how yew be doin? ai misses yew an mai poo... werkin iz gittin in the way uv havin fun! wishin we kud throw back a cuple pints fer st pat! luv widjee
hai mai beeves ... ai gits called back fur a 2nd inerview tomorrow! hooray ... ai haz a gud amount uv optimizm ... maybe ai be makin da big bucks again soon! ... guess what ai gotz fur my birfdai? mai fren gib me sum tea stuffs an a little tin dat luks liek a duble becker bus wif tea bags inside ... an it iz a little bank so ai can savez mai pennies to cum see da beeves! hooray! GO SOONERS!
NOOO SOONERS! nao lissin wot hapind wif der jawb?
ello mai Beeves ... hoeps yew an Zig be doin gud. We gots da cold weaver now ... well fur about daze. No shorts dis week. wish me luck ... ai go fur an interview todai ... at least ai haz a smashing outfit! :) hooray fur tuesday - Go Sooners (they lost)
OMG! Sowns liek HEBBEN!! wot yew doin todai mah frend? Iz 11 degrees heer, iz liek summir lol!! Ai iz sew glad iz nawt - 5 liek moast dayz. 11 deegeez iz liek der hawtest dai in der werld!! LOL!!
hai mai Beeves ... ai iz surrounded by da duchess an da new Rex baby ... da puggiez are ober on dat chair makin da stinky smellz an big snorin sounds. ah - lief iz gud!
WIDGI FACE!! I noe dat yew miss meh iz unnerstandurbuls. Nao lissin i noe abel tew gets ornline lasnyte, i awlsew wuz in der shawp reely layte pikin up a byke fur Sewfee. Der interwebs iz fulla peepils and I noe abel tew do stuff coz dey is shelfish and noe lets meh goe on der Eebays and uvver stuffs. Aw tnites aftur werk I goe tew mah frend Debs howse, her mudder passd awai on sundai. Ai tayke her przzints fur krismiss and gifs her a hugs. Ai hav a cup ov tea wif her tew, den i goe tew dis beeg shawpen park dat is opin layte tew gets Mikull anudder prezint coz ai iz feelin a gud persons and i xpkt tew gets gud prezints bak. I onlee gif tew reeceeve LOL!!! den aftur awl dat I goe hoems and maybeh he kuk mah dinnur? prolly not. I hoeps annewai. GO PUBS ON CHRISMAS EVE!! YEE HAAR!!!
hai mai beeves! mai kollig gurl iz wantin to git on my puter so ai bee quick an jez sai howdy doo. ai misses yew! luv frum widj
tew gets us tew werk, i sed dat i wills goes intew der village tew waits fur him in meh wellingtons boots werings a wites coat sew he nawts abel tew find meh sew i nawts goe in. mah villege iz up hills sew weh it snoes sumtiems its noe been snowen in der town, dats wer mah werk iz, sew dey laffs at meh in ma wellingtun boots, dey sez i luk liek a hillbilly and dey noe beeleef meh wen i sez i haz snoes. Lissin tew dis joak - wot yew cawls a pig wif 3 eyes? a Piiig. LOL! Gosh, what a long message.
Dats NOE guds.. wher is der $$ W'poo? woz he playens ats? Dats happnin heer, yew noes i finkso dat dis credits fing gots owt of controals, peepils panikd and maekd it werse. It noe nyce dis tiem uv yeer speshully yew wif Otter, der Uvver Wun and der aminuls, i hoeps yew gets sukssess wif der arts fings. Sew guds - yew noe goes in! yew dos sum arts fings. yew gots sum moor piksures of ur arts fings - puts dem on der faysebuk i leiks der arts, am reel kulchure vulchure lols. I iz at hoems nao wif mah boi, he haz kowld eers(der kitteh nawt mikul, awltho he awlso sez iz eers r kowld, isez tew him 'put your coat on' sew he sez wai, wer we goens?, i sez nowwer, i turnd der heetins owf LOL). I keeps him ins nao ( Kitteh dat iz). We habben snoes tonites, if yew wunna gud laffs yew wotch sums britsishs peepils in der snoe dey starts criens cozdey fink dat der werld iz enden or sumfens. Iz liek 'oh noes wun eench of snoe, i needs sum valiums and a day off werk'. Sew mai boss he coms in dis truk
Oh mai Beeves! Ai haz a big happi to hear frum yew! Dat iz vereh funney dat yew haz a fire breathin toy nun on yer tree. Ai liek dat idea! ai haz not been drivin to the office dis week cuz da boss man hasn't maed payroll fur too long so ai yam stayin at hoem an makin moer art stuff - fank gudness dat ai haz a show dis week - den ai kan git sum moer beerz! I haz a big angshusness tho. luv yew! GO GO GO OUTTA ROOM NOW
Weegee I LUBBS YEW, Weegee wher yew goes? OH NOES! (dats a song fur yew) I noe meens anny uv its! LOLs. sew wots der noos? wot bees hapnin in Merika? wots yew bees dooinz? dey iz puttend krismiss trees up in werks todai buts we no have an angul fur owr der top dat we founds (off mah desk ob tree sew we puts a fyr breething toi nun on course). I iz eggsited, onlee fur mah prezints tho. Den I get bord. iz yew werkings todai? wuzzit yew dos iz it sumfink art like? I guessd D'poo werkd wif aminals - and she werk maekn pet tois and stuff! i wuz rite kind uv! i try gets her tew finds us on faycebuks> GO BARBARAKINS LOL LOL!!
Yew Merikins, annee exkewse fur a partay 'lols'. Nao lissin Pickle Cheeks, wots awl dis bout drivins on der rong side, Infakts iz nawt owr fawlt, reed dis extrakt i clevrlee tuk from Wikipooedia 'In 1998, archaeologists found a well-preserved track leading to a Roman quarry near Swindon, England. The grooves in the road on the right side were observed to be much deeper than those on the left side, which would make sense given that carts would be driven without any load on the way to the quarry, but would return laden with stone. These grooves suggest that the Romans drove on the left, at least in this particular location'. IZ DER FAWLT! No wunner we gets pikked on fur driven on der left, they nebber did anyfing guds fur us (sept draynij, irrigashun, sanitashun, public order, public health etc) wot ass wholes. i goes cry nao, cuz of dem i broked mai break lite (pun intended). I goes tell Mikuls dis. it wuznt mai fawlt wuzzit. Sew, Cockles, wot yew buying fur der selibrashuns? Beens? mm
oh der yew be mai beeves! so sorry yew did sum dumb fing liek backin yer car into a poast - not sposed to do dat! dats what yew git fur drivin on da wrong side u da road! --- ai gonna git out ov werkin now and stoppin in a little later ... K? jest left yew a noet on fayce book. ... ai wanna ride in da tank now too - gots to go to da markit to buy some beans to cook up fur the gluttony offerin tomorrow ... we gots to get yew and me an poo togever sometiem an tell bunch uv lies and stuff - k? luv widjipoo
Happee fanks fur der given or sumfins yew do in Merika, we no hafs dis, we just spend der yeer celibratin evry weekend wif booze and kaykes and on sundays we hafs a roast, lie on der sofas afturwads break der winds and falls asleep. I bakd mai car intew a poast massive lols! i wuz triens tew fink ov a lie tew tells mikul, but in der end i towld hims der troof coz he calls meh 'bulls*** beevils' and i new he wudunt beleef ma lies. whatebbers! aw wigi, i will fink of sum storees fur yew. A nice wun, yea? sew wots been happnins wif yew and otter and der bigger wun and awl der aminals in chez w'poo? news pleez. I am putten der kettil awn nao fur a nyce hawt brew :-0
now mai beeves, ai yam startin to feel a wee bit jilted ... ai missis yer stories and such. sniff sniff sniff ... wez gittin ready fur our gluttunus merikan holidai! huray fur turki an pumpkin pi!
We goes tew cee dis littel Labragog/dor iz berry kyoot, berry small liek a piglit. lol u noes i fort yew haz der kitteh elmo and d'poo has der mewwywebber, iz confoosing awl deez poos. I wud puts sum piksures i will email tew yew wif der dressins ups on. soosijis he bees nawty aswell, he bee beegs star soon, i wills send yew tikits tew iz sho wens he duz werld toor. u bee on der gest list we wees come tew Merikas! *slaps self* what am I talking about?huh??!
meybe da ziggy noes hez about to be a beeg star an iz jez actin up liek a celebratie ... mai kitties sumtiems act up - mostly the merryweather - cant stan fur me to haz a nice glass uv water - he haz to knok it down and make a beeg mess ... he brakes a lot uv glasses and now ai mostly has a water bottle wif a lid on it ... stinker. whut kinda puppy did yew and soph git to visit?
