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When looking for the new SNL Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream called Schweddy Balls, don't ask the manag...

Never tell somebody about "fingering". They will be unaware that that is a violin term. #LFMF

Never assume a toilet-training 2 year old boy knows the display toilets at the home improvement s...

Your neighbor's severed head does not function well as a replacement F9 key on your computer. #LFMF

When you go on a 2 a.m. walk in a peaceful neighborhood, you will be stopped by the cops. They wi...

If you don't like the taste of Flintstones vitamins, tell your mother. Don't just not take your ...

Just because you hear weird noises outside your window doesn't mean it's a good idea to look. Yes...

Note to self: While giggling hysterically because your dog just let out a loud burp, remember to ...