(My dad questioning my sister's date to a Halloween dance) Dad: You ever smoke pot? Date: Yes s...

My brother comes home, and tells me and dad that he just had his first sexual Experience. Our coo...

(One afternoon, talking with my dad about first kisses.) Me: So, your first kiss wasn't with mom...

(When I was younger, walking down the street and we passed a group of guys when one spits on the ...

(To my 3 year old niece who is pretending to be a baby doll's mother) Me: Josie, did that baby c...

Mom: I wonder what's taking Grandma so long? Shouldn't she be here by now? Me (jokingly): Maybe ...

(Before watching Borat, we warned my grandma of the nudity.) Grandma: (while literally sitting o...

(Me and mum were just sitting quietly in the family room when all of a sudden she farts really lo...