Eating Indian when you have an upset stomach is not a good idea. It will burn like hell and wipin...

Two bucks is not worth the crap you have to go through for eating a Mister Clean Magic Eraser on ...

If it is windy and you are wearing a skirt, hold it down at all times. #LFMF

Italian girls talk with their hands. Wait 'til she puts the lava lamp down before asking a questi...

Just because someone told you that trees and plants provide oxygen does NOT mean it's healthy for...

If you have a knife in the same hand as your fork, be careful and don't get blood all over your ...

Don' forget, plastic burns under heat. Remember that before you have a blonde moment and attempt ...

Even drunken you should care for your pronounciation: "I like this taste of anise" could be missi...

Never daydream with your finger in your mouth. After 5 minutes you may discover you have started ...

Yes, the siren you hear is something on the radio. So it is a bad idea to slam on the breaks and ...

When having fun at a gig, just remember, just cus your boyfriend was behind you a minute ago does...

If you've just survived Snowpocalypse and you open the car door to get something out of your mom'...

When emptying a dishwasher in a busy resturante kitchen, never declare "wait until you see the si...

If you set your computer to sleep. Make sure your browser is closed as well. Because when u don...

Never leave a 180 pound dog at home alone when he is having diarhea. Your nose will forever thank...

If you've drunk an organic yoghurt smoothie in a plastic bottle, don't leave the bottle cap on an...

Another definition of a bad hair day: your maxi pad flips over and gives you a different type of ...

When your roommate wakes you up because of the fire alarm, that you can't hear, is going off in y...

Always think carefully before saying the word 'kleptomaniac'. Your boss will not be happy when yo...

There is no such thing as a work friendly website, only unemployment and a court order. #LFMF

When you are in the drive thru at a take-away restaurant do not let your mom carry on a conversat...