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  • (One afternoon, talking with my dad about first kisses.) Me: So, your first kiss wasn't with mom...
  • (Little brother picks up mom's wine glass from the counter): Uncle Ralph: DON'T DRINK THAT! (Tak...
  • Mom: .... OH MY GOD. Me: What? Mom: I DIDNT KNOW OWLS HAD WINGS. Me:.... W-what? Mom: I THOUG...
  • If you are a long-distance cyclist and decide to fill your water bottle with an energy drink, fir...

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