(My grandmother calls me from her room.) Grandmother: What are you doing? Me: Watching televisi...

Dad: Hey, can I have the earphones? Me: But then I won't be able to listen to classical music as...

me and dad at kitchen table eating dinner dad:you know, our family should be a sitcom me: becau...

Sis: Let's get smoothies. Mom: I don't like smoothies. Me: You don't like smoothies? Mom: Or m...