Stargate, Ubisoft, SPARKLE! A white matrix picks a date then FADE.... And people said Rome wasn't built in a day-aah! BLOOM TRANSITION! The birds get the heck out of there, 'cause they no something's goin' down, IS HE GONNA DIE? NO! It's a medium shot! Pannn, ZOOOM, and slow-mo means he's the target! Mysterious hooded man watches (from a distance!) Take a second to look awesome... TIME TO GO! Walk in slow motion, so, you still look AWESOME! Guard just saw you, and he's gonna shoot you. But don't mind him just keep looking AWESOME! That shadow will take care of him! WHITE! Guard says "STOP!", just kill him with your AWESOME! The other guard hit by an arrow, so you're good! PART THE RED SEA! Hopefully those guards have good armor... *CHING!* No they don't, maybe they doooo, *CHING!* They don't! Now act like you didn't do it, THEY'RE NOT BUYIN' IT! Target comes out of his shelter, he's distracted by a feather, he's like "SHOOT ME!", he likes feathers... He looks up when he remembers... "OOH! I LOVE BIRDS!" Nod at the bird and people die, everywhere people die! Target doesn't die, he's fine! Target sends horsemen to die. KILL THE HORSE THE RIDER FALLS DOWN! KILL THE RIDER THE RIDER FALLS DOWN! Target's still fine... Target nods, AND SOME OTHER GUARDS THAT WERE HIDING IN PILLARS COME OUT, AND THEN TAKE THEIR FORMATIONS! Then target pulls out his sword, then goes to smell his sword! (Not sure why) Mysterious hooded man joined by other hooded people! Your next! RUNNING! RUNNING! Slow motion jump attack!
Mhm, that's right don't you be telling me how fast I am! Oh, Cody, look up "My little pony - Rainbow Dash - You're Gonna Go Far Kid" on YouTube, It's a bit explicit, but it's great! My new favorite song, by Offspring!