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By catsuberalles on Dec 21, 2010 at 11:55 PM

PS You should d/l a few tables to get the feel of it before starting on your own. Watch out for "locked" tables, you can't learn anything from those. (No way to know that info before d/l'ing.) "Locked tables": you can't get to the script and perhaps can't get to the audio clips or table elements. There used to be a tutorial package out there - rather involved; I have a copy but have no idea if it is dated/superseded.

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By catsuberalles on Dec 21, 2010 at 11:50 PM

I just d/l'd v.9...wow what a difference from v6 or v7, the last time I played with VP. No more mess of files to install, now it's a compiled stand-alone like the good old DOS days. You might still need specialized add-ons for some games, I haven't checked...you should definitely visit the vp.org site and read up for yourself. The table I altered is a relatively simple one, an original 3 Stooges table. I could somehow get you a copy of the original and my modified mostly-good but still-buggy version if you'd like.

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By catsuberalles on Dec 21, 2010 at 4:50 AM

Wow...the two stalwarts are gone. RD's mini-site is still up http://www.randydavis.com/vp/intro.htm , but the two sites he links aren't. Looks like this one took up the slack: http://vpforums.org/

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By catsuberalles on Dec 21, 2010 at 4:38 AM

Howdy! Visual Basic, you say? Ah...I played with a a bastardized version of VB for a program called "Visual Pinball." Guy called Randy Davis - who has since joined the Dark Side and gone to work for M$ [g] - designed a platform for creating pinball games. There's a "table editor" with all the usual elements - flippers, bumpers, spinners, etc. - and a script editor, to make it all go. That's where the VB comes in. Some people created some very elaborate tables. My project? Take an existing table ("3 Stooges") and make it auto-play for a _long_ time. Worked on it sporadically for 2-3 years, constantly tweaking...I'd have it running in the background in a VM and it always locked up eventually. I think the longest run-time was a week or so. "Anyhoo." Davis is long gone though AFAIK his site is still up. Last I checked others were hosting his files and the user-created tables. See if I can get you some links...

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By NC1099 on Dec 21, 2010 at 4:24 AM

Hope you are doing ok with all that rain. Have a good holiday

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By catsuberalles on Dec 19, 2010 at 8:56 PM

Missed you. How's the old bod holding up?

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By kittymac on Dec 12, 2010 at 5:30 PM

OHai crossfire how ya doin? come join in... http://cheezburger.com/Molly_B/lolz/View/4255685120

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By shanebc01 on Nov 24, 2010 at 1:52 PM

http://cheezburger.com/View/4197442560

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By catsuberalles on Nov 19, 2010 at 8:02 AM

Pun more: http://cheezburger.com/View/4180588544

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By catsuberalles on Nov 17, 2010 at 1:11 AM

From the inFURnally bad puns dept.: http://cheezburger.com/View/4166120448 http://cheezburger.com/View/4167382784 Buenas tacos!

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By catsuberalles on Nov 5, 2010 at 1:11 PM

Question for you. If I keep up the "incorrogment" despite your admonition not to "incorrige," does that make me an "incorrigible incorriger"? Inquiring minds like to have pun, no matter how groany: http://cheezburger.com/View/4136303104 . Have a great weekend, cua-l8r.

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By catsuberalles on Nov 4, 2010 at 10:55 PM

Hiya. Dunno if you've ever voted here, and if you haven't, it wouldn't surprise me given the system. I've got a better idea, however: http://cheezburger.com/View/4131875072 . Please tell me if you've got any other ideas...thanks. Hasta lumbago.

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By catsuberalles on Nov 2, 2010 at 11:48 AM

Psst, Ken. Here's some positively dreadful incorrigment. "Have Tums ready." http://cheezburger.com/View/4125197568 (I feel pretty dumb saying, "Hey, did you know there had been an ICHC event 2-3 weeks ago in West Hollywood ["itteh bitteh kitteh" book launch at Fatburger on Santa Monica Blvd; Ben was there]"; unfortunately, I found out about it only a day or so before and forgot to mention it... :( sorry! It was on a Monday night. Forgot if that fits your schedule...? Bonnie is the only one I know who went.)

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By ryszard on Nov 2, 2010 at 5:47 AM

Hope you're well. Long time no C! Thanks for the faves. The Pinky & The Brain is one of my personal favorites.

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By furrgetmenot on Oct 25, 2010 at 7:33 AM

URL: http://cheezburger.com/View/4100080896

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By catsuberalles on Oct 20, 2010 at 2:11 PM

Long time no incorridge...question for you: do you prefer your puns visual or otherwise? This one's "sorta" visual: http://cheezburger.com/View/4085325824 . In that lol's spirit - flopping to draw a foul - "Don't dive like my brother." cua-l8r.

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By bgcmeowrrrr on Oct 11, 2010 at 9:11 PM

Hi C-Fire! I'm bk home in San Gabe Vly. I thot I had yr E-addy but it won't come up. How familiar are U with FaceBook? I can't access it for a reason too complex to explain here. Contact me if U still have my E-addy. Maybe you have info that wd be helpful with my prob, U being a mighty-fine tech-wonk, IMHO. KthxBAI, BGC teh Meowwerrr

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By catsuberalles on Sep 28, 2010 at 12:14 AM

A pun-lol for geeks; too bad I ruined it a bit explaining it to everyone else. http://cheezburger.com/View/4010659840

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By catsuberalles on Sep 26, 2010 at 9:13 PM

Aloha. Spent the day in repose, sad to say. (Various nagging nothings.) So much for that visit...*sigh* Hey, do the Gilbert & Sullivan operettas ever make an appearance on NPR? Or is that a silly question? In the event, I thought I'd branch out a little with "The Kitteh That Looms On The Spring" http://cheezburger.com/View/4007019776 . "Don't drive like my brother," buenas no-cheez.

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By catsuberalles on Sep 26, 2010 at 1:28 AM

Buenas tacos n' such...for you or others maybe, my grub's not sitting too well with me this weekend *groan*, don't think I'm gonna make it. Fear not..."I'll be back!" eventually. Meanwhile, I proffer "a token of my groans"; "fishy incorrigment," if you will. http://cheezburger.com/View/4004142336 Best to you, cua-l8r.

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