When you go on a 2 a.m. walk in a peaceful neighborhood, you will be stopped by the cops. They wi...

Be careful to check and double-check how you spell the word "student". Your whole class will lau...

Good idea: volunteering at your local nursing home. Possibly bad idea: volunteering on Hallowee...

Little known fact: wet cats smell just as bad (if not worse) than wet dogs. Installing a catflap ...

When observing a first grade teacher, be VERY careful of what you sing to yourself, or you just m...

You know how you've got that sinus infection? Don't mockingly shake your fist at the ceiling and ...

If you leave the hanging of ornaments entirely to the kids, prepare to wind up with a beautiful t...

Never EVER leave your cat near Christmas lights. You will come back to see her tangled and trying...

If you see a fairly large crack in a wall and the first thing you think is; "I need to find a bom...

Despite all internet evidence to the contrary, I honestly thought the "brony" phenomenon was an e...

Never assume that your father will be home at exactly the time he says he will be. Try not to dis...

Upon seeing your Christmas turkey, do not exclaim "that's a big bird!" in front of your four-year...

Yes, your puppy is very smart for knowing how to "High Five" and "Give Kisses". However, you shou...

Never wear a strapless church to dress when volunteering in the nursery, even if you wear a boler...

Never, ever, EVER watch the Style channel or America's Next Top Model when you're already feeling...

If you like cats, don't volunteer to take the latest acquisition to the vet to be neutered. A cat...

English-Second-Language (ESL) speakers: Nerf is not the same as nerve. For example, the following...

The temperature of the hot chocolate you make is MUCH cooler than that of your best friend's mot...

When saying something about a number, never describe it by calling it color. Your friends will lo...

Never tell your brony friends you dont like the show and find it childish, they will force you to...

That police helicopter circling your apartment complex tonight? They are looking for a serial ki...

When talking about the new show on TV that you like, remember it's Alcatraz, not Azkaban. LFMF