I'm a man in The Final Frontier.

You can wish me a happy birthday on January 6th.

About Me

It all started on a hot and sunny day at the north pole. A baby was being carried by a stork. This stork was heading to Brazil to deliver the small infant to his family. While passing through the tundra known as Canada, a storm starts brewing. Thick, black clouds start to occupy the sky. It became hard to see and the stork crashed into a giant tower, he starts to fall at great speeds and drops the baby. The baby falls onto a trampoline and is safe from any harm, but the stork falls into a truck ...

It all started on a hot and sunny day at the north pole. A baby was being carried by a stork. This stork was heading to Brazil to deliver the small infant to his family. While passing through the tundra known as Canada, a storm starts brewing. Thick, black clouds start to occupy the sky. It became hard to see and the stork crashed into a giant tower, he starts to fall at great speeds and drops the baby. The baby falls onto a trampoline and is safe from any harm, but the stork falls into a truck full of cows and other animals. That truck was heading for the slaughterhouse to make delicious cheeseburgers. Fast forward to several years later. I went to a burger place with my family and they were serving storkburgers. They were freakin' delicious.

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