(Pachyderm is the scientific word for mammals like an elephant that have a thick skin and such. By the way, what should you say when you're comforting a grammar nazi? There, Their, They're… XD) *gives you a "wat?" look and then giggles* You're so weird, Anchovy! *as I'm about to hit the water, I stop mid-air and slowly lower into the pond, without so much as a splash. I paddle around a little bit and look up at you* See? Fun AND refreshing! *giggles*
(A lifetime of hearing and telling jokes with a memory of an elephant. Speaking of which, what do you call something NOT having to do with pachyderms? It's irr-ELEPHANT! XD) *I look at you a bit perplexed* Die? Are you kidding me!? *I smile brightly* I told you…this is the FUNNEREST part of flying!! *I continue to drop. You see that I'm clearly heading for the large pond below*
(Happy New Year! Did you know that a New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other? XD) *smiles brightly* I agree, flying IS awesome! *giggles* But landing is SO much more fun! *brandishes a needle from out of nowhere* See you on the ground! *pops the balloon holding me afloat and plummets* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!