(That IS rather strange. 0_o Maybe your computer is…possessed!?!? DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN!!) *Nurse Redheart turns to the unicorn carrying you* NR: Put him in room 3. I'm going to help with the princess and then I'll be in to work on him. *the unicorn nods* U: Yes ma'am. *he levitates you into a vacant room and sets you on the bed* U: Okay, sir. I'm just going to ask you a few questions while we wait to get you looked at, okay? *he levitates a clipboard and pen over to himself*
(Haha…waitwut??) *Nurse Redheart raises an eyebrow* NR: I think you may have hit your head. *she turns to another unicorn staff member* NR: This stallion is delirious, get him inside immediately! *the unicorn uses his magic to levitate you up* UN: Yes ma'am! *he starts to trot you inside the hospital*
(Good…goooooood…be very afraid… *laughs maniacally*) *an earth pony runs over* EP: Oh my Celestia! Are you guys alright?? Hold on, I'll be right back! *he runs into the hospital and soon returns with a hoofful of hospital staff, including nurse Redheart* NR: *gasps* It's princess Twilight! Get her inside immediately! *one of the staff uses their magic to levitate her. Nurse Redheart turns to you next* NR: Are you alright? What happened here??
(It's like the old saying goes… "Happiness is a full diaper…unless you're the one stuck changing it". Okay, so maybe it's not an old saying, and is in fact, total bullsh*t…but you get the point, right? :D) *you notice that she is quite unconscious and the two of you are plummeting to the ground near the Ponyville hospital* (told you it would've ended badly, don't think for a second that it wouldn't have either…)