Grandma: (while pulling a shawl over her head) I'd make a good Muslim.

Mum: we're running like a well oiled... oiled?.. oiled, engine? Me: a well oiled machine. Mum: ...

*Me and my mom are watching a documentary about women's prisons* Mom: Hey! I've been there! That...

(a choice of two video games - hunting or pinball) Me: Dad, which one should I play? Dad: Pinba...

(My dad was abouot to get sugery to fix his shattered shoulder) Nurse: You won't see them come i...