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By SovaPlum on Nov 26, 2016 at 10:05 PM

Ohai Memerulz! Fank yew fur teh eggsplains bout teh termihorology. It makes mush moar cents now. Esspeshully arfter teh larst bit about dat impurrtant werd. Ai wus following u gud until ai gotted to teh end but an aim, liek, HUH? But then u splained an aim awl OH! I sea wut u did der. ___ Owlbarna Kare ebbry bit as complicayshuned as ai thot. Us in NZ wus awl Socializey uptil teh eightees but den . . . we went awl Capatilly an fings went down hill fore most of us while sum of us were awl, liek, Dis is AWSUM. Bout 1%, u no? __ Larst Selections a Clebba Fella maid a doco comparing NZ to folks wut wus teh same kinda Sochalizey as us bak in the 50s. Den us Kiwis went anudda way - our Replubicy types called it "User Pays" - an dey - Norway, Denmark etc - stayed teh coarse. No surprise to MEH dem is bettar orf. Turns out Socializey is cheaper PLUS kinder to kinders. ___ Reading wut u typoed confirmed wut I thot. That MerryCan Land is gonna have a long, long, loooong - talkin LONG hear - row to hoe to git fings gud all round. Reminds meh bout wut ai read of Purrsident TeddyBear Moose Rider http://cheezburger.com/4573918720 fiyting his own partee to git worker&consumer protecshuns in place. Ai hair he didunt git harf of wut he wanted but look how awsum wut he did git! Mimnum wage, forty owwer week, anna bucket loada stuff to shtap teh ripoff merchants. Ai no he wernt purrfect but ai fink he didda LOTSA gud! :-) ___ Moar an moar Kiwis is gitting inch-sort-ants fur non-emergentsea medyshun kawse our wayitn lists is soooo loooong fur sum fings. Most uv us trust teh system for emergentseas aifinkso. Izza oan goin battle to hassa gud medikayshun ( + educayshun) system. Mostly us trust teh gud inteshuns orf our Selecteds but we shore dunt awlways AGREE wif dem! __ Meanwhile: Ai fink I finded a gud nu partee! http://cheezburger.com/949253/stephen-king-claims-donald-trump-is-actually-cthulu U wont has to worree bout tacks evashuners hidding behind religiousness (WOW ai spelled dat rite!) wif dis fella in the Nawt Round Orafice, aifinkso! __ Totally in flavour of tacks fur temples btw. If dey is not-fur-munnie ai say gud-fur-dem! Gibs dem a tacks credit liek awl teh udder N-F-M peeps. Udder wise. . . .TACKS! ___ Our weather is tots neuro-psychotic rite now. U bettah keep wut u gots an send me Moar CARBS! Speaking of. . . *wraps home made panna cotta ice cream tub with a thermal blanket, places on transporter, presses Make It So*

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By SovaPlum on Nov 21, 2016 at 2:44 PM

Ohai Emeroad! WOW dem is sum PAWSUM carbs! Aim gunna send u sum NZ carbs fur watches of futbrawl. If ders no MerryCan futbrawl u can watch sum of ows! ___ I dida image search fur teh MerryCan Liberal party logo 2016 an *blink, blink* teh Australian Sex Party logo came up! U evah wonder Google is mussing wif u? Teh ASP issa NAWT wut u fink (pity). Issa pro separate teh churches frum teh state party. Dem is awl like, Churches Gotta Pay Tacks we finkso! An U No Harsh Oan Wummins Wut Is Go For Abortings Neither. Is dat like teh Merry Can Liberal Partee ? ___ I totally git ur confusion bout lillies. Ai fink is justa habbit in NZ to say arum fur the whyte an calla for teh other colours. Arums grow Super Gud hare but teh callas take sum werk. U can see paddocks chock fill wif whyte lillies ware old howses used tew bee but nawt paddocks of lotsa colours. ___ Nawt knowin ur nybours seems to be teh normal fing now. I know 'bout harf a dozen peeps oan my street. Akshully, dis moaning I sayed Ohai! to Gina who is Mum to teh Sluttyest Kitteh oan teh St. Tahitian Pearl! Ai LUBS Pearl! Hur comes tew ENEE hoomin fur pettings! While ai was der ai gived adorashun to hur, den hur strolled acroos teh St to a wummin walkin hur flooly dawg fur MOAR pets! Gina wus awl Oh Noes Pearl! Dunt git run ovah!!!!! Gud fing us has a kwiet St, eh? BUT I carn't name ONE other purrson oan dat side off teh St. :( ___ Chin Up, Shoulders Back, Emmers! An 'memeber dat Him In Teh Nawt Round Orafice izzunt awlways supported bye hims own partee. Luk wut happened when Purrsedent Owlbarna tried to do teh sutff he ran fur. His oan peeps turned oan him! In NZ us was like, wtf MerryCans? Y u no want Owlbarna Kare? But now u gots it anyway sew maybe teh Oringe Won wont git to git rid of it. *crosses fingers* ___ Bout dem carbs. I baked u sum futbrawlin classics. Blood'n'Guts - oven backed potato chips topped wif fryed onions, grated cheese an smothered wif swirls of tom sawse an mayo. A dozen sausages. Battered fried bananas an pineapple rings dusted wif sugah an sinymon. Sum fresh home brew beer (wet carbs!) *wraps blood'nguts and sausages in newspaper, wraps bananas and pineapples separately, wraps both in white newsprint paper, puts on transporter, adds six pints of beer, presses Make It So* Happee Fud Coma!

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By allcatsloved on Nov 19, 2016 at 7:32 PM

Hehe! TANKS! xox

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By SovaPlum on Nov 19, 2016 at 12:38 AM

Ohai Emmyrowed! Howz teh post Selectshun Blues coming along? Oan teh T.V. nus fings still look pretty scratchy in Merry Can Land. Lets just awl 'memeber dat He Wut Has Te Nawt Round Orafice dunt awlways gits his way and dat Calmer Head may yet prevail. AND we can awlways throw waterbols at teh Oringe Onez Extra Long Car! Sumfing tew look forward to rite? ___ Teh Cubs ur team? Kongratz! U can has won hunrid an ate Victory Chokkies! BUT onlee if u PWOMIS nawt to dye! OH! Iz ur hubcat a Cubs fan too? Maybe ai chop dem chokkie in harf sew u can share. ___ Bout dem lillies. Us call dem calla lillies two. I carnt 'memeber if awl callas r arums oar if awl arums r callas but dey teh same fambly. In NZ we mostly say calla when we mean teh nawt whyte/greenwyte ones. An ai izza Plant Kyller tew. It takes a Supper Tuff plant wut can survive MEH! Greengoddess are mostly considered a Pest but dey welcome hare cawe dem near inde. . .inter,. . . und. . . karnt kill 'em. ___ Aim glad u got sum Trick oar Tweeters. Cataff sayz dez days she dunt git any witch must be tuff. Maybee U gang up wif ur neighburs an gibs dem wee goblins reason to know dem is invatayshuned tew UR part of town. :) ___ Sah-win u say? But Shimmyhand sounds much moar jazzy! Oh well, aim sure teh Pagan Romp is kewl two. Sah-win, Sah-win. Gotta "memeber dat. ___ How cool is u yet? Bella has locked hurself inna closet an ai can hear clickin anna growlin goin oan. Ders gonna be sum furry purry arty stuff lookin to warm sum hoomins up soon, afinkso. ___ NO ai didunt feel any quaky stuff. Dat was waaaaay away frum meh! My Nefu no.1 goes tew Uninursery in Wellington wut got BIG quakies but, GUD NUS, him was bak home teh day before dem narsty quakies got started. Whew! Fank yew fur teh Quake Kit u sended. Ai put it in mai First Aid Kit. ___ "Bout dem V.Cs. *cuts 108 double chocolate fudge cookies in half, places in large air tight tub, places tub on transporter, presses Make It So*

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By catsuberalles on Nov 18, 2016 at 6:58 AM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3940782/New-Zealand-earthquake-lifts-seabed-METRE.html

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By SovaPlum on Nov 11, 2016 at 9:45 PM

pssst *poke* pssst *poke, poke* Howz tricks?

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By Greencliff on Nov 9, 2016 at 8:08 PM

Thanks for the gratz. Alas, the broke heart is for our nation, the Trump smash gif isn't funny anymore... We can only cling together and LOL on.... 'course, just cause the gif isn't funny doan mean we can't take pot shots at the new fearless leader...

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By SovaPlum on Nov 1, 2016 at 4:53 PM

Ohai Emmeeruld! Wut u do fur Shimmihand Day? Did u do sum healing majik fur Mark? Iz him moar gud now? Aim glad to hare him got sumfing sew easy tew fix as ultraz. Ai saw a doco about how dis Clebber Sciency Dude werkd dat out. Before CS Dude every buddy thot NUFING could live in teh acid vault dat is teh hoomin tummy. But teh Dude pwoved dem wrong an now ders a buncha stuff dat can be fixed bye a handful of ant-eye-buy-o-ticks. Yay fur CS Dude! Yay fur wummin maid four leafed klover! Yay fur sticky taped kiwi eggs! Iz Gud Nus awl round, aifinkso! __ I kleened owt mai closet the other day an Bella moved rite in. Iz hur Kraft Room. Wif awl teh shedding goin oan, any minit now aim gunna hear teh klicking of needles an menacing growls any time mai bois try two nose into hur lair. Awlso, Bella wantz a picshur of ur boi Jyoner. She sayz she is willing tew audishun fur a boi fren but he bettah be cyoote! ___ Tw weather continues tew be wierds. One day Sundog is beemin His Radiant Glory, the next is Icy winds an raynes! On Holloween it hailed! Luckily ai put owt a preserving pan an cawt LOTS of icyness ur u to enjoy. If u puts sum inna shallow bowl u can cools ur feets on hot days an ur fur behbehs can cool der paws by batting hailstones about. Den dey can go walkies on ur Hubcats back an gibs him a lubbly refreshing massage! ___ Dis warm wet weather is kawsing mai arum lilliies tew grow like thars no tomorrow so hare's sum tew chair up ur howse an give ur kittehs sumfing too look pritti sitting next too. Plus teh leafs are sew huge dey make gud sunshades! *crams 20 titre bucket full of green goddess arum lillies, pours in 2 litres of water, heaves bucket onto transporter, presess Make It So*

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By Lexi05 on Nov 1, 2016 at 1:49 PM

That`s my little black panther, Blackie Midnight!

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By SovaPlum on Nov 1, 2016 at 12:21 AM

SKWEEEL! Ai gots a FP! I iz happee dansin! An Happee Dansin to u fur Shammis . . . Shimmie . . . Dae of teh Deads two u too! xoxoxo

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By Lexi05 on Oct 31, 2016 at 5:01 AM

http://cheezburger.com/8986566656

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By 1TeamKSO on Oct 30, 2016 at 1:16 PM

Chris10a for KSO: I already snatched that one up earlier : ) Kibby & Bosco's costume is unique, all the girl-kittehs will be very impressed.

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By JeffCatsBookClub on Oct 30, 2016 at 1:12 PM

Chris10a from the book club: A literary link is nice, but every scary lol with a Halloween flavor will do : ) Eggzept poly-ticks. Too many poly-ticks awlreddy. Dont wnat no noar poly-ticks! And btw, defenitions - or 'daffynishuns' to use the correct lolspeak - are always welcome in the library.

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By catsuberalles on Oct 28, 2016 at 3:55 PM

Ohai emmy-roold! (Love me some SovaPlum :) Thanks, Lewis Grizzard was classic, wish I could remember or find quotes of his as good as that one. I did mean "repost." It's an acknowledgement that "yes, I did do this lol before, but it was several years ago and it's worth repeating, especially given all the new friends I have." And _that_ is my riposte. ;-)

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By SovaPlum on Oct 18, 2016 at 3:25 PM

Ohai Emmers! Howz ur Hub-cat? I figgured a week wood be about enuff thyme fur Significant Improvements, if nawt enuff fur Camping: Redux. But i kept mai fingers crossed fru u too. Which maid it really hard to nom mai nomms! __ Sew duz teh Vetinary nos wuts up down der? Izzit a ulcer? Dems Very Owie but easy tew fix sew aim hopping fur won of dem. DEN u can go camping. Or visit Mouse Land! ___ btw Wuts rong wif lil gurl skreems? Ai wus a lil gurl an ai wus berry Awesum at skreems! U shud be proud him acheeves shuch a fine standard. PLUS! Anybuddy got energee fur awsum skreems is gut strengths fur gittn betar. Iz teh kwiet wuns u gotta worree bout, aifinkso. ___ Wuts solar powered toilet paper? Purrsunally ai fink is a Mad Men gimik to git MOAR munnies. Either dat oar izz cos izz maid frum trees. ___ Ai shared dem kisses wut u sended wif mai kittehs an dey purred an purred! Bella pwamises to send you sum of hur knitted stuff when she has gotted enuff moulted furs to spin. Bella is waaay bettar dan mai bois at knitting stuff but hur designs are berry, um umm, Avant Guard? U mite be able to sell dem to Hippsters (real wons, nawt wannabes, pwease) fur munnies for moar campin gears! __ Us has had *GASP* sunshine! Aim sending you a shiny sun-catcher to dangle over Mark an brighten ur howes. *dons dark glasses and oven mitts, carefully packs sun-catcher into light tight box, places box on transporter, places sunglasses and mitts on box, presses Make It So*

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By mamawalker on Oct 18, 2016 at 3:25 PM

Thanks for the gratz!! +++ I have been pretty healthy for so long that I was surprised last week by an earache (first one I've had since early elementary school!). Finally broke down and went to Express Care when I couldn't handle the ice pick stabbing me in the side of the head any longer. Diagnosed sinusitis....antibiotics. Still a few days to go on those but at least the ice pick went away mostly. +++ We had a morning in the mid-teens and 3 inches of snow on another day which was gone too quick. Now it's Fallish again.+++ Ulcers!! Yuck! I had 2 when I was in college and working 2 jobs besides. Back then, docs didn't even know to try antibiotics. It was Tagamet and no spicy foods and rest and, oh yeah, no stress or worry. Ha! A full-load in school and 2 jobs?!? But, once my body and brain knew what the problem was, it seemed to heal itself. Haven't been bothered by them since. Poor Mark, though. I know his pain. +++ Sorry about your non-trip. Does he still have vacay time left? +++ Well, that's all for now. Cats are well, I am feeling better and other than a couple of days with no internet, Life Is Good!! Hugs n lubz to you both!! :D

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By mamawalker on Oct 16, 2016 at 11:23 AM

Catclypse is AWESOME!!!

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By Chris10a on Oct 14, 2016 at 11:12 PM

Taking rising waters seriously is about the only they all agree on : )

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By Chris10a on Oct 11, 2016 at 3:25 PM

Actually, there's been a lot of research and long term planning done. Lots of dams to the built.

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By JeffCatsBookClub on Oct 7, 2016 at 3:17 AM

=O.O= Book Club Bulletin =O.O= It's almost Halloween http://cheezburger.com/8981579520 =O.O= Give us your best-worst-scariest-tastiest with a literary twist. Just leave the link on the book club's dash to share with all the other book club members.

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