You think you were smart for hiding in the closet when you wanted to avoid someone coming down th...

It's difficult to hold in a fart and sneeze at the same time... Just go to the restroom.

Never go to a Halo Tournament held a church. Yelling Goddamnit after losing is definately frowned...

Never hold your guitar pick in your mouth, you will swallow it and it will hurt, both going in, a...

"Wet Paint" "Wet floor" and "Careful, I bite" signs are all there for a reason.