Messages between Fauxpaws and buyerbware
I liked this comment, too. "winter time about 3a.m. driving by Mall & I see some strange Xmas lights dancing in the air in? the middle of the street. it was pitch black winter out & I'm thinking I'm seeing things. I drive slowly & I see a dang moose w/ Xmas lights wrapped in its alters & they are lit as they are strung from the trees in the parking lot mall that the moose had been munching on & got the lights hung up in. I always wondered how much further he got before the lights went out. it was quite the sight."
She could get guard pigs. I understand that potbellied pigs can get huge, and burglars have been run off (and worse) by males. They eat a lot but on a farm, there might be lots of extra shucks, cobs, pumpkins, etc. and being omnivores, pigs aren't picky! I took the gushy fudz to the outside cats on time last night, and Jackie Porkchop was not on the chair, heh heh!
THE TEETH!!!!!!! whoa! A few years ago, this impossibly huge female possum got behind my house and pounded the door of my water closet (which also has an electric box) with her snout, which was the size of a small dog. She damaged it, so I humane-trapped her (she just barely fit in a raccoon trap) and took her to some woods, which she seemed to enjoy. I just typed "male possum" into the mob name generator. I'd better not be late at feeding time tonight, or I could be in for an interview with "Jackie Porkchop!"
