Me too, except I prefer to be in the woods and around trees, especially really big old trees. There' ... [more]
Boy is that true! I spend a lot of time inside meditating and watching the thunderstorms.
When typing and reading from a text book at the same time: ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOU PRESSED THE SHIFT KEY INSTEAD OF THE CAPS LOCK OR YOU MAY HAVE TO RETYPE A WHOLE PARAGRAPH. #LFMF
During a long road trip and you start feeling frisky but you still want to play it safe, buy condoms at a pharmacy or at the supermarket and not one from a dispenser at the gas station like my husband did, our daughter is getting a baby brother in 17 weeks.
When your favorite teacher asks to see your drawing of a My Little Pony, decline and hide it without hesitation. When you say a little girls' show is being watched mainly by guys age 18-30, she will call it perverse and you will never quite be able to look her in the eyes again.
When doing your kickboxing for the day make sure to lock your door. Especially if you are doing so in a tank top and underwear. Your fiance's friends WILL walk in on you, your back WILL be turned, and they will sit and watch you do the entire workout before letting you know they are there. #LFMF
When disposing of cat vomit in a small plastic bag, make sure it is a trash bag, and not the shopping bag containing your girlfriend's new bra.
Hi Justin, I know it's been a long time but I want you to know I'm still around. :)