Messages between Ihazdabukit and PrincessOfChaos
heers anuther: from a berd caled ophelia. ophelia had come in and sed she wanted her ship repaired cuz of blast damage. i sez wi? so she sez "i wz travelin thru da spaecwaiz an ai saw a strange objekt comin towards meh. a luk thru da periscope teled mah det it wuz.. a roboslugz! it caowt me in it's traktor beem an i wauz hedin 2wards it! then i remembrd thet may xbox had a virus thet wuz it! mah xobox! i haked da slugs computer an gave it da virus! but it shot lazahs at meh... so i pulled in here 4 repairs." "waowz!"' i sed. an thets anuther storee for free usagez.
(strts frm butum kthnx) the pirates wer comin in fast- more thinkin! so ai thinks, woot ai du? and i think: ai wil has to drop aot of da warp! so, ai got bak in mai ship an saw awl of da warning liets. ai knu thet da only way was to divert mai powah to da sheelds and\ use de magnetic feeld to blast de partical sheeld into a plasma projekshun. as de pirate opend fiyar, ai hit the "activate sheeld" butun. then- blam! a plasma beem shot da wal of da warp and i fal thru it, and i pul in heer 4 reparz!" i sez, "waow, Mril! ai only herd bout gateway piyratz! ai thut thy wuz storeez!" an thas jest one.
this one's about a spaeccat called Mril. Mril's ship, catapila,was in mai stashun 4 repairs. i sez, wai u haz deez dents on ship? so he sez "when i was travelin thru da gateway-"(o ya, ther r these big wermhols caled gateways thet go from 1 plaec to anuther)"-i noticed a strange noiz cumin from bhind. ai went to luk an saw mai sheelds wer daon! ai had to akt qwik, so ai got mai spaecsuit on an got thru da airlok. as ai aproched mai sheelds ai saw- pirates!
welllllllll.... iz out inbeetween jupitar and satern, majar plaec 4 spacecatz hoo travel to erth to stop awf, but haz been clozed doo too nukliar war w/ lolrus. i stil let mah frends on, but it is no longar a plaec for travelars to stop and traed sn stuf. you hear da most intestin strorees from spaeccats/dugs/bugs/birds/etc. so ya, is kinda luk liek deep spaec 9, but iz kwite diferent.
