*The day of me and my mothers birthday* Mom: Happy Birthday, sweetie! Me: Happy Birthday mom!...

Me (upon noticing that my grandparents' cat was following me): Awww, I have a friend! Dad: Do yo...

Donating pet supplies to a shelter is a kind gesture. But do make sure the sign for that shelter ...

me: *sitting with my friends at Starbucks after school, none of them had ever met my dad before* ...

*After hearing how much an operation to fix my busted knee was going to cost* Dad: ...That's i...

Me: How do you like your coffee dad? Dad: Strong and black... just like my men

*I trip over a store display* Mom: You're a like a walking ad for birth control.

Mom:(I had just come out to her as gay) Okay, that's fine, and I want you to know I still love yo...

(At a parade, where a school called Highland High School marches past) Mom: How can they all be ...

when your four year old asks where his grandma is and you reply that she is on vacation, he will ...

*my mom kept correcting my dad on a dessert he used to make with his dad as a kid* Mom: You're d...