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By everyonesxwife on Dec 19, 2009 at 12:51 AM

Usually October is my favorite month but this one was just dreadful. I'm looking forward to 2010 - can't get here fast enough to suit me! My folks gave me 4 1/2 acres and I have bought a brand new 16'x76' mobile home and a 24'x30' pole barn kit. We are ditching this crappy neighborhood and falling down house and heading to the country (really just 6 miles up the road - LOL). Looking forward to a fresh start!

By everyonesxwife on Dec 19, 2009 at 12:47 AM

Hey Doll! How are you? It HAS been a LONG time since we've visited! I hope you are doing okay. How's the family? October was a bad month here at home. Bambi (19 yr old goggie) died and then 4 days later Dennis (13-14 yr old goggie) died. Had a nasty dog kill 2 of my cats, Crybaby and Lumpy I AND my human bff died under "mysterious circumstances". Wanda was just 58 yrs old and her daughter found her dead in her bathtub, fully dressed, and with the side of her face bashed black & blue. Could have been an accident BUT the last people who saw her alive were her Registered Sex Offenders Treatment group - and her office is at her home.

By Laffin on Nov 24, 2009 at 7:40 AM

Heya Mumsie :) I haven't been here in ages, not that I've "left", just that I haven't had a chance to play here in a while. How have you been? I miss you tons. *hugs* Hope your holidays are wonderful!

By everyonesxwife on Oct 21, 2009 at 1:02 AM

LAffin? Are you still around here anywhere or have you left too? MISS YOU. *HUGS* T

By Laffin on Dec 1, 2008 at 5:42 AM

Hiya Mumsy :) Its great to be back. I'm still trying to get caught up with everything and everyone. I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving, ours was very nice. I can't believe Christmas is right a round the corner, man this year has gone by fast. Hope you are doing well, I missed you too!!

By everyonesxwife on Nov 29, 2008 at 6:01 AM

Laffin! Baby! I'm so glad you're back! My sweet little baby girl! Everyone has missed you so very, very much! At least we got you back in time for the holidays! Happy Thanksgiving (2 days late) and Merry Christmas (coming up real soon...) Love You! Missed You! Mumsy

By Laffin on Nov 24, 2008 at 6:48 AM

Mumsy!!! I'm home! Whew, its been forever, but I finally got my computer up and running. I've missed you and I hope all is well with you and yours. Hopefully my puter will stay running so I don't have to be disappeared again ;)

By everyonesxwife on Oct 31, 2008 at 9:39 PM

and u roll them in ur hands until they warm up and u smooth off any Tootsie Roll lines, etc. and round off the ends. Then you curve some and leave some straight and drop them in the crumbles cake and serve it with a big BRAND SPAMKING NEW pooper scoop. NOT KIDDING!!!! ROFLMAO! and I found it in a Lady's magazine! OMG - those peoples must be crazy!

By everyonesxwife on Oct 31, 2008 at 9:37 PM

Next time u get to a computer I want the furst thing you see from me is dis, "Mommy LOVES YOU! Mommy MISSES YOU!" The recipe is a nautie one. I'll tell u since u cant see it. It's litterbox cake. No, Reely!@ You make a white cake and crumble it up and put it in a BRAND SPANKING new (washed) litterbox. Then you drop green liquid food coloring in tiny drops so they think it's TidyCat brand, then you take Tootsie Rolls - stop me here if you already kno....

By Laffin on Oct 30, 2008 at 5:34 AM

good morning Mumsie :). My puter is still borked so I will have to view the recipe when I get my puter back. I'm hopeful it will be fixed in the next week or so. I was very happy to hear that YesPlis is my Nauntie :). She and I have been friends on Ichc for quite a while now and she's the awesome :) I hope you have been doing well and I'm sorry I haven't been able to be in touch regularly. Hopefully I will be back soon. Sending you big hugs :)

By everyonesxwife on Oct 29, 2008 at 3:52 AM

Hello My little angel! Mommy wanted to send you this recipe. U don't have to make this - just LOOK! M-kay? Loves ytou! Mommy http://www.fabulousfoods.com/index.php?option=com_resource&controller=article&category_id=109&article=17836

By everyonesxwife on Oct 26, 2008 at 9:31 PM

Hey Sweeeeetie! How's my little sugar baby? I hope u had a gud weekend! We had a kid's party on Saturday - I had a BLAST! and then I stayed in bed today all day and recovered. I missed u and ur sis. Did u know u has a new Auntie??? YesPlis and I adopted eacch other as sisters! So now u have an aunt young enuff to be ur mommy's dotter..... weird, huh? If u don't know her get ur sister to introduce ya;ll! LOVE YOU! Mom Have a GREAT, GROOVY week! : )

By everyonesxwife on Oct 24, 2008 at 11:31 PM

Gonna go see what's on the front page. If I don't make it back tonight I will see you tomorrow! R u okay with Auntie YesPlis? Her name alone shud be a great advantage.... anythime u ask her for sumthin just remind her that her name is YES!!!! LOL! Love u Pumkin! Don't stay up too late, kay? Mommy

By everyonesxwife on Oct 24, 2008 at 11:29 PM

Anyway, I hear ur puter is Borked! Mine was down for 3 months last year and I was crazy lonesome for it! I lost a lot of my files but I still had some of the important stuff. More than anything I missed the Interwebs. Mark let me use his laptop until he saw where all I was going, then he freaked out on me. He said ICHC and Rotten.com gave puters viruses! I seriously doubt that! And anyway - he GAMBLES online - VIRUSES?????? Don't u think gambling websites have those too???

By everyonesxwife on Oct 24, 2008 at 11:25 PM

Hi Laffin Darling! I am so sorry I was out with my friends and forgot to pick u and ur sister up from school Thursday. Winnie told me she took u home, fed u, made u do ur homework, and put u to bed! PHEW! Gud thing ur big sister is SO reponsible! I had visions of the Boogie Man putting ya'll in his car and taking u to a party at Basement Cat's house! He has a Slave u know! How perverted and weird that must be!

By everyonesxwife on Oct 22, 2008 at 8:59 PM

Hi Precious! How was ur day? Mumsy has been having a hard time catching up to you! Maybe we shud limit after-school activities so ul b home more! Just Kidding - ur a Gud Kid and I'll let u run amuck if u please! Just don't come home to me crying when u get in trubble with the law! My schedule is so chaotic it's amazing I c any of u! Today I laid down at about 4pm and slept on and off till 10pm (very refreshing!). Now I'm checking ICHC before I take a nap.... Weather's beautiful here tonight. Cool (in the 60's) with light rain - just enuff to rinse the dust off everything. I like it!

By everyonesxwife on Oct 21, 2008 at 11:18 PM

GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE! Rise and Shine and start ur day off with peoples who luv u - some of which don't wear fur (hoomins). Sorry I missed u last night! Have a Vundabah Dai Todai! Mum

By everyonesxwife on Oct 21, 2008 at 4:46 PM

Hey Bunny Hugs! How was ur day? Mine was just peachy! The dentist was a snap! Didn't even need Novacaine: ) But that also means he didn't give me any Nitrous : ( I loves the nitrous! I looks forward to the nitrous and long slow root canals! (ooops - diffrent doctor) I'll be watching tv soon but will check back later to see you! Mumsy

By Laffin on Oct 21, 2008 at 5:21 AM

Good morning Mumsy! You ARE my very first message this morning :) You win a cookie. I bought it at the store for you, cause you know if I made it, it would have cat hair in it *giggles* I hope you had a restful night's sleep. Ewwwww the dentist? I hope your appointment goes well :) Hope to see you roaming the "halls" around here soon. *hugs*

By everyonesxwife on Oct 21, 2008 at 2:28 AM

GOOD MORNING DUMPLING! Sorry I missed u last night... my hours are weird & screwy right now! I'm kinda cheating bcause I think ur asleep and I want to be ur first message in the am! I'm about to go to bed now. Drank the Koolaid at 3am and am stating to get drowsy now! Dentist appt at 11am.... HAVE A PEACHY DAY! Love, Mumsy! P.S. Hope to see u soon!

By Laffin on Oct 19, 2008 at 7:40 AM

Good morning, Mumsy :) You were a busy little bee with the lolz. I really enjoyed them. One of my fav fav favorites is the confession kitteh LOL. Of course I couldn't visit without walking away with a few favorited ones ;)

By Laffin on Oct 18, 2008 at 11:14 PM

((( Mumsy ))) I'm sorry to hear you aren't feeling well tonight. I really wish there was something I could do to help you feel better. Know that I am sending you healing and comforting energy and keeping you in my thoughts. I hope tomorrow is a better day for you. I am up waaaay late tonight, and am actually getting ready to hit the hay shortly. I will definitely come peruse your lolz tomorrow morning while I enjoy my morning coffee :) Love ya!

By everyonesxwife on Oct 18, 2008 at 10:57 PM

Hey Doll! How r u tonight? I can't stay - I'm sorry! Not feeling well. Please tell everyone "Hi" for me.... Check out my newest lols! SOME of them - not all - but SOME of them r very funny.... LOVE YOU! Mom

By Laffin on Oct 18, 2008 at 8:42 AM

Jinxy and I used to participate in "Pets on Wheels". We would go to nursing homes and visit with the patients, especially the patients that had late stage Alzheimer's. It was fun and very rewarding volunteer work and she was an exceptional dog for that task. Not bad for the "bad dog" she was called back then, huh? Hope your day is a good one :)

By Laffin on Oct 18, 2008 at 8:40 AM

Good morning Mumsy :) Bambi sounds like a smart dog...she knew how to get the treats from everyone. I'm sorry to hear your ex threatened to kill her. OMG who could even make a threat like that? You were smart to keep her somewhere safe, and I am glad everything worked out and you got your beautiful Bambi back.

By everyonesxwife on Oct 17, 2008 at 9:53 PM

I'm glad u didn't listen to the people at the shelter. They don't always know everything! Sometimes we are SENT for the dog no -one else likes! And, more often, that dog was waiting for u, that's why he didn't like anyone else....

By everyonesxwife on Oct 17, 2008 at 9:52 PM

She gained 20 pounds during that 3 years because the volunteers learned that she thought it was their job to pet her 24/7. Finally they figurred out that if you tell her, "I'll give u a treat if u go away" that she reeely WILL go away! So she spent all day going from one volunteer to the other, saying, "give me a treat and I'll go to someone else to be petted"!!! Smart - but fat - dog!

By everyonesxwife on Oct 17, 2008 at 9:49 PM

She also LOVES to ride in the car and go visit friends. I take her to the local grooming place to visit cause she knows everyone there (pals of mommmy's) and she likes to go to the no-kill shelter bcause I had to leave her there for 3 LONG YRS while my last husband and I duked it out. He threatened to kill her if he ever came by the house and I wasn't home - so I took her over there to hide out (cause they're all friends of mine too!).

By everyonesxwife on Oct 17, 2008 at 9:47 PM

hI sWEETIE! sTARTING WITH LAST NIGHT'S MESSAGES... DAMN CAPS KEY! Bambi's a tramp! She's 18 and has a 3 yr (going on 4 he says!) old boyfriend! She's a lively old woman and the only way u can tell she's that old is that her face is WHITE and she has tumors all over her and she limps badly. BUT - she always has a big silly SMILE on her face and she thinks EVERYONE wants to pet her.

By Laffin on Oct 17, 2008 at 8:20 AM

re: your Bambi... she'll let you know when she's ready. Jinxy never acted sick until the very end. In fact, we didn't discover her lymphoma until it was already stage 4...that's how happy and healthy she acted. You keep loving your Bambi and enjoying her, she'll let you know when its time to say good bye :)