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Hmm... feels like chicken.

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No matter what I say, he says....

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Bring on the Seafood!

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Oh, you're home early. And surprisingly sober.

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ODE TO COPYCATS

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Diet soda is bad for you? But I use the empty cans for my cigarette butts!

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Bring on the Seafood!

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PollyMe2

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A mother with her bear cab

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A mother with her bear cab
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I've neber lost a stairing constest, but these won't blink!

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I Give Thanks For My Wonderful CheezFrenz!!

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I put the comfort turd on your bed like you asked. I was a little surprised - I didn't think you liked them.

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You're holding the wheel at 11:00 and 1:45! "Ten and Two" or you flunk your driving test!

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You're holding the wheel at 11:00 and 1:45!  "Ten and Two" or you flunk your driving test!

About Me

MallardVHS

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Living in North Carolina

Born on July 15th

"And so, as kinsmen met a-night, We talked between the rooms, Until the moss had reached our lips, And covered up our names."

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By violetD on Dec 19, 2014 at 3:28 AM
“Happy Holidays!! http://cheezburger.com/8405716224”

By cua-s-apprentice on Dec 15, 2014 at 2:39 PM
“"Not A Menu" http://cheezburger.com/8402560256”

By cua-s-apprentice on Dec 10, 2014 at 2:40 PM
“"Scam" http://cheezburger.com/8398644736”

By Jiskat on Dec 10, 2014 at 7:20 AM
“Woohoo!!! ICHC HP congratz!!! Let's hope it's a big one ;-D *cuddlies*”

By cua-s-apprentice on Dec 8, 2014 at 1:40 AM
“"Ode To Copycats" http://cheezburger.com/8395878400”

By mamawalker on Dec 6, 2014 at 10:59 AM
“lifetime o fish Gratz!!”

By bgcmeowrrrr on Dec 5, 2014 at 9:10 PM
“It's a pun, at least. Not sure of the ID. http://cheezburger.com/8394280192”

By cua-s-apprentice on Dec 3, 2014 at 1:06 AM
“"Graycee" http://cheezburger.com/8392551424”

By cua-s-apprentice on Dec 1, 2014 at 10:59 AM
“"The Visitor" http://cheezburger.com/8390867712”

By 317537 on Nov 26, 2014 at 5:42 PM
“Happy fanksgibbing! I hope you have a wonderful day! http://cheezburger.co... [more]

By mamawalker on Nov 26, 2014 at 4:07 PM
“Gobble, Gobble!! Much love, linder, Six & Magic http://cheezburger.com/8387... [more]

By bgcmeowrrrr on Nov 21, 2014 at 7:53 PM
“Life is gooood, Mallard, and you PEEPS are a big part of that. Before the I... [more]