Messages between Mikeysgirl and Annieareyouwokay
Viruses?! That's not good...hey, it's okay, I haven't been on much either!! Too much homework.
Viruses?! That's not good...hey, it's okay, I haven't been on much either!! Too much homework.
omg im sorry i havent been on in 4vr! I was scared of this webie for a while cause it kept giving me viruses whenever i logged on! D:
Beyonce: What do we do? Lady Gaga: Yeah, there has to be some antidote for zombie repellant... Justin Bieber: Yeah, there is! It's called ketchup. Annie: You mean we have to drink ketchup to get rid of this? Justin Bieber: Well...yeah. Mickey: Eww. Michael: Where on Earth are we going to find ketchup? Justin Bieber: I have a few packets of it in my pocket... P!nk: You carry ketchup in your...pocket?? Justin Bieber: Uh-huh. Lady Gaga: Yikes. Mickey: He may sound crazy, but he's right. Drinking ketchup just made me feel better! Beyonce: Well, y'all look better. Annie: Holy crap, Justin Bieber just saved our lives! Carrie Underwood: My hero! *Everyone stares at Carrie* Justin Bieber: Heh. Thanks, baby.
Michael: Snow cones? LAdy Gaga: uh oh...........the snow comes had ZR on them! Mickey: o no......... Annie: i thought i tasted something funny Michael: *turns green* Beyonce: crap. here mikey.... *gets trash can* Mickey: i dont think he has to puke....... Carrie: Whats wrong with him? Michael:ooohh........ Mickey: *falls to ground* Annie: *falls down too* Beyonce: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM?! LAdy Gaga: omg....does mickey have fangs now.... Frank: *runs away and hides* Carrie: whats wrong with them?!!!! LAdy Gaga: OMG! MIKEY AND ANNIE HAVE FANGS TOO!!!!!!!! D: Beyonce: *picks up phone* Hello is this the white house? boy have we got some news for you... MIchael: ugh.....annie?.... *grunts* mickey? Annie: are you ok guys? Mickey: i think...wait....whats wrong with my mouth? :F Michael: Are those fangs?! Annie: You have them too! Mickey: Annie you do too! *all scream in horror*
*Justin starts screaming The Way You Make Me Feel* Annie: Is there any chance we can use Zombie Repellant as Justin Bieber Repellant? Lady Gaga: I wish!! Beyonce: It is pepper spray, anyway... Mickey: Michael, let's gt outta here before Justin notices we're leaving! Michael: Right behind you. P!nk: Where do we go now? Frank: :| Carrie Underwood: We need to get to the white house and let the President know that zombies are taking over the U.S. being led by Billie Jean! Michael: My stomach hurts... Annie: Billie Jean really makes you feel sick? Mickey: It's not Billie Jean, Annie, my stomach hurts too... Lady Gaga: And mine. Beyonce: And mine. Frank: And mine. Carrie Underwood: Oh my God, Frank spoke!! P!nk: Oh, no...did you guys eat the snow cones?!
Justin: then ill sing another song! THRILLER! THRILLER NIGHT *is so of key that zombies desinagrate* Michael: uh......what just happened? Annie: justin sings so bad the zombies die...go figure. Mickey: im gonna regret this...but KEEP SINGIN JUSTIN!!!!!!!!! *every one covers ears* Michael: uh....... LAdy Gaga: ZOMBIE REPELANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FRank: :| Beyonce: Oh my ears!
*continued from below* P!nk: Hang on. I think Frank has that bottle of ZR... Michael: ZR? *Frank pulls out mysterious bottle and sprays zombies; zombies cough, squeal, and run away* P!nk: Yep, ZR. Zombie Repellant. Carrie Underwood: Can I have a bottle? Beyonce: You don't need it...it's regular pepper spray! Lady Gaga: Whee, I have zombie repellant!! Mickey: I'm gonna have to zombie repel Justin over here if he doesn't stop singing that SONG!! *Everyone laughs* Justin: Hey!
(Zombies groan) Annie: Michael, what do we do?! Michael: I don't know! Mickey: I thought you knew that entire zombie voodoo thing! Michael: *groans* It was a SHORT FILM, you guys. I don't know how to get rid of REAL ZOMBIES!! Beyonce: We're sunk. Lady Gaga: I can't watch!! Beyonce: It'll be okay, Gaga...we'll go to a better place. *Lady Gaga cries* Carrie Underwood: Mean zombies! You made Stefani cry! Jacob: Yeah! Mickey: Stay out of this, Chihuahua boy. Justin Bieber: Help mee!! Annie: Baby. Justin Bieber: Baby, baby, oh!! Annie: SHUT UP!! *to be continued*
lol, I know, right?
*continued from below* Were being surrounded by the LIVIG DEAD! Justin: your point? *everyone facepalms*
Mickey:uh...guys...i dont really like cemtetaries... Michael: its ok they arent real zombies! theyre just dancers in make up! Justin:*sneaks up behind mickey* boo! Mickey: AH!! DONT DO THAT YOU TURD!!! (lol) Justin: MICHAEL! MICKEY SAID A BAD WORD!!!!!!! Annie: just leave him alone,kid! Justin: :P MICHAEL! SHES BEING MEAN TO ME!!! Michael: *under breath* you probably deserved it... Beyonce: *stares at michael* Michael: uh.... *looks away nervously* LAdy GaGa: hey carrie....little miss single lady keeps starin! Justin: AH! ZOMBIE!!!! Mickey: AH!!! *runs away screaming* Michael: Guys! Guys! Its just my dancers!!.....wait.....why are they starin at you like that....hey guys...cut it out! Annie: *gets near michael* uh...are they real.....OMG THEY ARE!!!!!!! Michael: stay calm...just...back away slowly... *bimps into zombie* AH!!! Unknown voice: HIYA GUYS!!!!!!!!!! Lady GaGA: is that....jacob? Justin: O YAY! ZOMBIES!!!!!! HEH HEH!!!! Annie: shut it twerp! Were being surrounded! By the LIVI
lol idk if that even makes sence....thats like me bein related to u
*continued story from below* Carrie Underwood (sarcastically): How comforting.
Michael: You really think I'm sexy? Annie: It's true... Mickey: Yeah, she's right. Beyonce: I admit it, Michael, I've had a crush on you for the longest time. Lady Gaga: Same here!! P!nk: Well, of course! Every woman with half a brain has had a crush on Michael at some point. Right, Frank? Frank: :| Justin Bieber: Right! Carrie Underwood: Oh hi, Justin...how'd you get in here? Justin Bieber: I've been stalking you, baby, baby, baby, ohh.... Michael: Speaking of...didn't you copy my "the way you make me feel" video in your video for"baby?" Justin Bieber: Maybe...Lol!!1! Lady Gaga: You just can't copy something that genius, Justin. Beyonce: Agreed, Gaga. Mickey: Where are we going? Michael: Somewhere where those two crazy girls won't ever find us. Annie: Where ae we? Michael: Look around. P!nk: Hey, I know! We're at the Thriller cemetary!! Carrie Underwood: Won't those Twilight geeks find us here? Justin: Don't worry, Carrie, I'll protect you. Carrie Underwood (sarcastically): How comfor
Some people believe that everyone is related to each other, so maybe so. Lol. =)
omg...im sorry. i bet u if you go far back enough, you guys are related!
Bille Jean: *glares* Diana.....we meet again... Michael: *sneaks away* Diana: look Jeanie....why not u just back off my man and let him go! Michael: *mumbles* I ain't your man... Diana: and dont you go hurting his feelings! I care about him! he loves me sooooo much....he let me go dirty on him! Michael: o gawd she is so lost... Billie Jean: NO! HE IS MINE! HE HAS TO SEE THE TRUTH!!!!!!! Lady GaGa: Franks here! Frank: :| Beyonce: michael...quick we got the limo Michael: wheres annie and mickey?! Beyonce: Inside! Now get yo sexy self inside! Michael: did you just call me sexy? Beyonce:uh.......Oh look at the time! heh. Gotta get in the limo! Michael: *sigh* girls... man why do they keep callin me that! Beyonce: cause its da truth... *covers mouth* Michael: *blushes* *meanwhile billie jean and diana are fightin*
Well, I went on ancestry.com and I found out I'm not related to MJ at all. Sure thought I was, but the family tree doesn't lie.
Billie Jean: Why should I apologize? YOU should be apologizing. Michael: *gets frustrated* WHAT did I EVER do to YOU?!?!?! Billie Jean: You refused to be mine. Can't you see? We're meant to be together. Dirty Diana: I don't think so, Billie. Billie Jean: YOU again! Dirty Diana: Well, of course. EVERYTHING'S about me. Justin Bieber: I found a penny! Lady Gaga: Oh, good grief. Carrie Underwood: Ooh, can I have it? *Beyonce stares at Carrie* Carrie Underwood: Sorry... Beyonce: While the two crazy chicks are fighting, we should get out of here. Mickey: I need a bandaid. Annie: Don't worry, we'll get you one. Michael: That's our first priority. P!nk: My first priority is getting you away from those crazies, Michael. Lady Gaga: Right. P!nk, tell Frank to get our limo. P!nk: Well, you heard her, Frank...
Mickey: o no....billie Jean. Can I call you BJ? Billie Jean: NO!!!!!! Michael: DONT HURT ME DEAR GOD HELP!!!!!!!!!!! Justin: heh! hey! i fould michael!! heh heh heh! Michael: shhhh...hey justin...there's adoggie over there! go get it *jjustin walks off* Beyonce: Don't you put a paw on my friends! Billie Jean: oh really? well thats to bad. ill put a foot on them *kicks mickey in the stomach with poiny high heels* Mickey: AH! *falls to ground* Michael & Annie: MICKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Annie: breathe! Michael: o come on come on. breathe Mickey: *struggles to take deep breath* Michael: BILLIE JEAN YOU GOT SAME SPLAININ TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pulls up sleeves ready to fight* Carrie: *steps between MJ & BJ* No fighting! We have an 11 year old strugglin to breath in the corner and an immaturre 15 year old chasing a puppy around an empty mall! Mickey: *grabs stomach and starts to cry* Bille Jean: o they deserved it. psh. Michael: TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Annie: Wait!! First we need to go to this small shop over there! I know the guys there...they make custom-made Michael Jackson t-shirts! Michael: You're kidding!! Mickey: Nope, she's right, I bought my own. Lady Gaga: I want four of them! Beyonce: How much are they? Annie: $35 each. P!nk: Whoa...that's a lot...but it's worth it!! Carrie Underwood: You said it! Don't you agree, Frank? *silence* Agreed! Lady Gaga: Let's hope Billie the insane and Justin Baby don't drop by... *Billie Jean and Justin Bieber drop through the ceiling* Beyonce: You HAD to jinx it... Carrie Underwood: Oh dear... P!nk: Michael, Billie's got a knife... Michael: Eeeep! *hides*
Mickey: IM BUYING BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! Annie: IM BUYING ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michael: I MADE ALL OF THEM!!!!!!...sorry....over excited... heh... Lady Gaga: don't worry! I get over excited alot! Beyonce: ha! Carrie do you get really excited? Carrie: YES!!! Mickey: ok! I want a poster with you on it michael! Michael: I want aposter with you! Mickey: aww!....wait...thats kinda weird.... But sweet!!! Michael: Annie! Did you really buy all of my CDs?! Annie: just about... Lady Gaga: give those to frank. he always holds my stuff! *silence* Your welcome Frank! Beyonce: Now where too? Michael: AS SEEN ON TV STORE! Annie: ok then....! (lol idk why i made him go to that store! xD)
*Michael jumps in the shopping cart* Michael: Wheeeeee!! Annie: Wait for me! *Jumps in shopping cart* Whee! Mickey: I'm coming too! *Jumps in shopping cart* Beyonce: How are we going to push all of them in the cart at once? Lady GaGa: How does the cart HOLD them all? Carrie Underwood: I don't know, they're all pretty lightweight. P!nk: Don't worry, let my bodyguard Frank take care of that. Lady GaGa: Thanks, Frank! *silence* P!nk: He doesn't talk. Carrie Underwood: Oh. Annie: C'mon, let's go to the CD section. Last time I was here, they had an entire Michael Jackson collection! Michael: Ooh. Really?? Mickey: Yeah, they had every CD you made that ever existed. Michael: With the bonus tracks?! Beyonce: Yep. Michael: Sweeeeet...
Michael: Oh boy!!!! were do you think we are going mickey? Mickey: somewhere special!? Annie: O i think i know were we are going *points in direction of mall* Michael: O no... there are too many people at the mall! Beyonce: Don't worry mike! Lady Gaga: we got it all taken care of! Michael: whatever you say.... Annie: I hope the papparazzi doesn't see michael! Michael: Should I wear a disguise? Mickey: If ya want. Michael: I'll just put on this hoodie... Carrie: wow...you dont look like michael! Beyonce: Ok guys its game time! *runs over to intercom* *deep voice* Excuse me mall shoppers. The mall is closing in 5 mins.Please make your way to the nearest exit or you will be disposed of. thank you *everyone clears mall* Michael: YOu mean its that easy?! You just gotta say you are gonna "dispose of them"?! Where have you been when i got spotted at the mall?! Beyonce: Oh Michael! Come on! LETS GO SHOPPING!!! Michael: ok sure! I havent been at a store without people for years!
Michael: I'm going shopping? Now? At 2 AM? Mickey: Well, veryone is running away from zombies, so ya... Michael: Woohoo!! P!nk: but where to? Beyonce: I have an idea... *whispers to Lady GaGa* Lady GaGa: Oh, that's perfect! To the limo! Carrie Underwood: We have a LIMO? Annie: Yep! Where are we going? Beyonce: It's a secret.
Bela: Aw uh! I can do TWO expressions!!! *moves eyebrows* HA!!!! IN YO FACE!!! Mickey: Wow.... I kinda miss beiber....*shakes head* did i just say that?! Annie: NO!!! DONT GO INTO THE LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lady Gaga: MICKEY!!!! DONT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!! Mickey: umm.... Im fine!!!! Michael: sooooo...... *whispers to beyonce* Beyonce: GOOD IDEA!!!!! Michael: heeey......edward......i just saw a group of "team jacob" fans...... Edward: WHAT?! NOT ON MY TURF!! C'MON BELA!!!! Annie: that was easy....... Michael: yeah....twilight makes people and easy target...you know...stupidity.... MIckey: true true. Annie: so now what? Carrie underwood: well...its kinda boring not having people attack us.... O_o Michael: well Im enjoying my time off!!! lets go home!!! Mickey: hey mikey? don't you always say you want to be able to go shopping without people noticing you? Michael: well...yeah.... but people always notice me.... :( Annie: maybe....just maybe we can make your dream come true.... *winks at mickey*
Beyonce: Look, Billie Jean, you've gone too far this time! Billie Jean: And who are you? Lady GaGa: Look here Billie Jean, you jerk! Beyonce Knowles just told you to let Bella go, so you BETTER DO IT!! Michael: Well said, darling. Lady GaGa: Thank you, Michael dear. Billie Jean: Oh, so you're with HER now? I should have gotten rid of you earlier, Stefani... P!nk: No, he's not with her! He's with me. *protects Lady GaGa* Carrie Underwood: No, P!nk, don't! Justin Bieber: Hi, Billie Jean... Mickey: Shut up, kid. Annie: Actually, Billie Jean, Justin here is single. *Michael stares at Annie* *Billie Jean drops Bella and takes Justin Bieber; and runs* Michael: Oh, I get it. You said that so Billie Jean would take Justin Bieber. Annie: Yeah, they might make a cute couple. *Bella and Edward kiss* P!nk: Only now, we got rid of Justin and got a girl who only has one fcial expression. *Beyonce sighs*
Justin: sorry....it's something we suckish singers do...... Michael: Anyways.....If you were bela where would you be hiding? Edward: away from the sun....... Annie: that doesnt help much..... Mickey: are you sure someone didnt steal her? *random evil laugh* Michael: O crud....i would reconize that laugh from a mile away..... Lady Gaga: It cant be... Beyonce: O my gosh mikey... Carrie: I think it is.... Justin: Barney?! Annie: no twerp! It's..... It's.... Mickey: Billie Jean.......... Justin: O im wearin my billie jeans! *cheesy smile* Michael: no.....kid.....billie jean is this girl.....she's one crazy chic.........she will do ANYTHING to be near me.... Justin: O....... can you tell me that ONE TIME more... I wasn't listening... LAdy Gaga: SHUT UP KID!!!!!!!!! Justin: michael!! she told me to shut up!!!! Michael: ok guys....settle down... omahgod.... Billie Jean: hey mikey bear.... Bela: HELP!!!
Annie: Okay, Justin Baby... Justin: It's Bieber! Mickey: Whatever. Annie: Justin, you may be older, but at least I have hit puberty! Michael: Aggh! TMI! TMI! Carrie: Let's stop arguing and work out how we're going to find Bella. Beyonce: Carrie is right. We need a plan! But what to do... Lady GaGa: Any ideas, sweetie? Michael: Sorry, Stefani, I got nothing. P!nk: I have an idea... Justin: So tell us ONE TIME! ONE TIME! YAAAAAA... Mickey: Bieber, would you cut that out?
