When trying a new sleeping tablet it is best to go to bed first. Or you will end up sitting in a ...

Do not go hiking in uncomfortable steel toe work boots for 5 miles. The resulting blisters will b...

When trying to make an egg sandwich because there's nothing else to eat. Keep in mind that the eg...

If you usually wear your glasses to dye your hair, continue to do so. You will flick pink dye int...

When wearing a new tie and a thread unravels. Do not twist said thread around your finger thinki...

Pouring salt and vinegar into a bag of potato chips does not make it taste like Salt and Vinegar ...

I went to memebase and saw LFMF. "Haven't been there in a while. I'll read just one page, shouldn...

When cooking breakfast, remember which mug you put the egg in and which has the cold Sprite. Pour...

When riding Pirates of the Caribbean don't exclaim "There is no WiFi" once you have gone into the...

You may have had a bad crick in your neck since you woke up. You may have also had too much coffe...

Before buying that dog toy, remember that your dog sleeps on your bed, and likes to bring his toy...

Take the extra two seconds to close your door all the way when going to bed. Cats love to cuddle...

If you're lying on top of your boyfriend and he goes to move you, don't put your arms out like wi...

When playing Apples to Apples, if you don't know who a rather popular actor/actress is don't ment...

Finishing sentences is important. "The most emotional people I know don't wear clothes to express...

When you start to become paranoid that the chests are watching you, it's time to quit Minecraft. ...

Rope does not make a good bike lock. One stolen bike later, you will know this #LFMF

If something looks hot, has smoke coming out of it, and even has the letters HOT on it... it's pr...

When you're in a rush in the morning, make sure you don't accidentally put makeup on your toothbr...

If you're at a concert and see smoke coming from the stage, don't freak out and run up to the ban...

If you are microwaving a plastic container with your lunch in it and it smells like soap, it will...

Having an energy drink to pep you up while writing your dissertation is a good idea. Having a lar...

Dreamed that you overslept? The proper way to celebrate when it turns out you haven't is not to ...

Never ever eat pizza after getting a filling put in only few hours ago... that is not a hunk of c...

No matter how "nice" you think it is, NEVER give your computer dumb father your old laptop, you w...

When your girlfriend claims she can't drive to your house for your expensive romantic dinner due ...

Do not play the Last Man on Earth Mutation on Left 4 Dead 2 after 3 cans of Monster Energy, at 2:...

By the time you've realized that the guy walking against you who very much looks like you is actu...

Never EVER leave a microbead pillow in the same room as your dog that has separation anxiety. One...

Do not keep a tampon in your jacket pocket if your next class is health. It will fall out of your...