Denying your husband that new video game he's been waiting months for is a terrible idea. He will...

That car company is called Hyundai. Not Hentai. #LFMF

Faking sick is NOT a good way of getting out of going to the doctor. #LFMF

When you get in a terrible car accident due to ice, but end up with only a few scratches and some...

Never bring your pregnant dog to work and tell your boss: "Oh she's due late next month." No. She...

If you shave with a straight razor, make sure the cat has been thoroughly petted BEFORE putting b...

Make sure the inside of a porta-potty is able to open from the inside, before you shut the door. ...

When shopping with your dad, always remember every detail of his shirt before leaving him for a f...

If you're relieving yourself at the urinal, do not close your eyes. Especially of you're tired. I...

Good idea: shaving your lady parts in preparation for a hot date with a new lady friend. Bad idea...

Never try to separate Lego pieces using an exacto knife. There will be blood. #LFMF