Today, while leaving the mall, I saw a young couple heading through the parking lot in the rain. ...

I was on the bus on the way home from work the other day when the unmistakable roar of a 'tricked...

Mom: Today is May 4th and it is Star Wars day, do you know why that is? Me: I don't know know, w...

Me:Night Dad, I'm going to bed Dad:Have PG rated dreams! Me:...

So our calculus math team went to a math tournament and we walked into the room to take the test ...

Today while blowing on my peas, I figured out how to whistle. I am 15 and have always wished I co...

My mom has always thought I was worthless, even though from a young age, I was the one cooking di...

(Mom out walking dog) New neighbour: My, you have a big dog! What do you feed him? Mom: Small c...

(trying to find a foundation pale enough for me) Me: "Jeez! I just can't find one!" Mom: "You'r...

Mom: Every time that I see a car driving with a mattress strapped on top I always think it's a pr...

I have a mohawk and tend to get dirty looks when I go out in public no matter how act or dress. Y...

Mom: If you look at the microwave when it's on, it will explode.

I work at an animal shelter and got a call from a man who said he was having financial trouble an...

At the animal shelter today, while picking up my dog's tag, I saw an elderly couple who were ther...

Mom: I'm worried about your mental health. Me: Why? Mom: Becuase your skipping around the hous...

I was at the store with my wife who told me, "Don't coast on the back of the shopping carts." Th...

Dad: "Sometimes I just wish I could pee in bed. So I wouldn't have to get up."

I make cakes as a hobby and one day hope to open my own business. I also have a severe problem wi...

As I walked out of the subway I saw a guy standing on top of one of the vents, showing his friend...

Today I was riding the subway home from work and talking to my girlfriend on the phone. I ended t...

I was out playing in the snow here and my husky was with me. I plopped down to make a snow angel ...

A couple of days ago my brother wanted to buy something on ebay that for some reason could only b...

A few years ago I was walking through a shopping centre and saw five men dressed as Christmas tre...

Me: Dad, let's go you need to take me to work Dad: I can't, I'm on the phone, hellloooo! Me:..D...

I was in the local supermarket with my 3 year old daughter who wanted a princess outfit. She was ...

I was sitting at my desk at work when a cute girl I work with (while taking a quick nap) groaned,...

The other day, my brother was playing with our cat; petting him, avoiding his bites, spinning him...

I live and work on Peachtree Street in Atlanta, so I walk the same route every day. Today a man ...

At Christmas time, my whole family comes in from out of town, some even from overseas.My older br...

I was walking through WalMart with my older brother when I heard someone yell out, "Yall gonna ra...