Hello, my name is Ed Sandell, and I'm pretty much the greatest being ever to grace this planet with its existence. My hobbies include freeloading, manipulation, womanizing, failing miserably at almost everything I try, and having no redeeming qualities whatsoever. But really, what I'm all about is not having the faintest awareness of any of these things, by which I spend my days actually believing that I am God's gift to the Earth. I mean how couldn't I be? I've only never done a single thing fo...Hello, my name is Ed Sandell, and I'm pretty much the greatest being ever to grace this planet with its existence. My hobbies include freeloading, manipulation, womanizing, failing miserably at almost everything I try, and having no redeeming qualities whatsoever. But really, what I'm all about is not having the faintest awareness of any of these things, by which I spend my days actually believing that I am God's gift to the Earth. I mean how couldn't I be? I've only never done a single thing for anybody other than myself for as long as I've lived. As you are cycling through my profile images, you may find yourself thinking, "No way, there's just no way. Nobody is this much of a complete piece of shit." Well, strap yourself in buddy, because you're in for one hell of a learning experience. It's a bit hard to take in at first, but it actually is possible for someone like me to exist. Who knew?
