My husband & I were in a matress store looking for a new bed. Our son was playing with one of the...

(I wanted to tell my mum a knock knock joke I just heard.) Me: Knock Knock! Mum: GO AWAY I DONT...

(Dad comes out of the the bathroom he's been re-doing with a box-knife stuck in his forehead) Da...

When you've already had a minor asthma attack, it's a bad idea to go for a run. Even worse is to...

My Dad and I have never been really close, which made me sad for the longest time. But then the o...

I recently bought a used car and to make it more of "me" I decided to put a few Star Trek and Tra...

My cat barfed on the kitchen floor sometime during the night. In the time it took me to grab a p...

Don't ride a motorcycle when you have a cold. You will sneeze in your helmet and you will regret ...

Pay attention to what you're listening to when writing poetry. Otherwise your lovely new poem wil...

When repeatedly lighting a lighter near your head do not turn your head when you are spoken to..e...

Remember to put away that bag of catnip on your table away before you go to bed. If you forget yo...

Do not attempt to kick your little sister in the butt while wearing socks on a hardwood floor. Yo...