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About Me

ParadoxialEvent

Living in the unbearable truth

Born on June 2nd

((my theme song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_z3i37nN-0)) The fact that humans reach similar conclusions even if they are apart by thousands of kilometers, is that we have the same bodies, therefore we understand the world in similar ways, so, eventually, a man in a cave and a man in the desert can reach the same idea even if they don't know each other at all.

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By subzeroab0 on Apr 23, 2014 at 9:37 PM
“Somepony enjoying it* spanks you*”

By ScarPatch on Apr 23, 2014 at 9:34 PM
“*he finally reacts to your advances, and closes his eyes to kiss you back, ... [more]

By ScarPatch on Apr 23, 2014 at 9:29 PM
“*flops onto the couch on his back* You betcha! *he taps his temple and his ... [more]

By ScarPatch on Apr 23, 2014 at 9:23 PM
“*he trots inside without stopping the conversation* You mean why am I hidin... [more]

By ScarPatch on Apr 23, 2014 at 9:18 PM
“*sighs and rolls his eyes* Okay, okay, so you and what's probably half the ... [more]

By subzeroab0 on Apr 23, 2014 at 9:14 PM
“Your my sexy bitch tonight* grabs your flank and starts to slide in your pl... [more]

By ScarPatch on Apr 23, 2014 at 9:12 PM
“*looks over at you strangely* Yeah, yeah... If you had told me that not too... [more]

By ScarPatch on Apr 23, 2014 at 9:07 PM
“*he looks over at you in complete shock, and his next question he asks enti... [more]

By ScarPatch on Apr 23, 2014 at 9:02 PM
“Damn buddy! I mean I was trying for a while, not like, sexual or romantic o... [more]

By subzeroab0 on Apr 23, 2014 at 9:00 PM
“*smiles and presses it against your hole* i hope you like being dominated l... [more]

By ScarPatch on Apr 23, 2014 at 8:57 PM
“*he chuckles through the gauze* With Scar!? The most loveless, cold-hearted... [more]

By subzeroab0 on Apr 23, 2014 at 8:57 PM
“do you want to be rutted in the plot or * wispers in your ear* like a mare?”