*Time flies* It's already mid-day... if I was at work like I'm suppose to be, it would've barely scr ... [more]
*Falls over* That's really been the topic for today so far - although I haven't actually fallen over ... [more]
*Sips hot barley... stuff?* And I am awake again! I think this thing I have wants to render me dead ... [more]
*Scoffs donuts* That is the theme for today - pig out! The plan for the moment only consists of more ... [more]
*Catch-a-Kitty!* ...*Cough* ...*Thud* ...Urgh, I'm dying again. It's kinda funky to wake up with a h ... [more]