By aeveeItazura on Jul 30, 2013 at 8:29 AM
One last message to answer before the trip to better lands! More proof some people shouldn't be allowed to breed have spawned up. And I thought he already tried the toss them back and run thing. And failed, hence the grandbrats there any way. well, the semi niece being able to speak already shows you that she has a chance to be anything more than a fancy doorstop that squawks at people.Witchcraft can be loads of fun, from my experience. Adding money to it just makes it all that much better. Your toe needs a lot of rest, as does the rest of you. I've been saying that for awhile. I hope to find more exceptions to the Everybody is an Idiot except for a small percentage of the populace. Should be easier since everybody wants to be there for similar reasons. We will find something super nummeh to fill his tummy, don't you worry. Laptop is still the top of our list, no doubt. Need to keep contact with the people who kept us sane and full of hope, you know. Not going to just cut you out of the picture cause we got where we were going. If it gets really bad, we will send you fistfuls of postcards. Might do that anyway as a lark. The expensive stuff will be hidden away like precious gems. Things like custom plush and Carter will be hidden from sticky little fingers and the like rather well, I hope. Hopefully it won't be needed, but you can never be sure with some people. Not everybody is super nice, and we are there to learn a skill, not worry about who wants to steal my nice things.. Not make new friends, either. Our old friends kick ass, so why would we need new ones? You and Zebra and Flipsi are irreplaceable in my book, and I only have surface problems with clinging.The hugs and love are prepared for an adventure and yours look bored as hell, but they are dressed for the occasion. Probably cause there is no bon voyage feast of random crap. Until we can chat once more, stay safe, out of trouble and have fun at the expense of some idiots. And if you really get desperate, you can leave messages on my dev page and I will answer them all when I return most gloriously. I will answer every last one of them and you know it luv.And then we can resume our chattery to an almost normal schedule. Remember dear, Xankas and I love you and look forward to your tales of what happened while we were gone. Like your brother finally exploding or you taking over the entire trifle facility. Or beating Portal 2 that one minute faster. *hugs and love to last you until we return later*
By aeveeItazura on Jul 23, 2013 at 11:41 AM
Well, then you will have to wait until the next time you are on cause that is the only place I feel comfortable explaining the sudden disappearance. Yes, it's that bad. It's a weird sort of cold today, which is making my ears hurt for some reason. You can enjoy the rain while it lasts. Or hide in a bath tub of cold water. Who knows why he has a rag in his pocket? Probably something dumber then what can possibly be possible but is. The Hug was trying to do a rain dance, and that was the only outfit they had in their size, I believe. I only understand basic Hug and Loves you know. Love is off rummaging in a box of ponies for reasons I don't quiet want to understand. I play God every day on Animal Crossing. I choose where the trees go and what shirts the villagers are allowed to wear. Lot more control then it sounds, trust me. The Love enjoys being covered in butter. That is a simple glitch that can't be ironed out no matter how hard I try to remove it. So, don't be surprised if you find butter prints all over the place. I shall catch you when I can, my dear. Hopefully it won't be too long of a wait. I should have some computer access. Not as much as I would with a laptop, but it's much better then nothing. I now have three things to do, so I shall leave the Hugs and Love with some candies and some paper. They can find a thing to write with, I hope.I hope you enjoy your day as well. Mine will be busy and full of stupid people. Have a good night and some pleasant dreams of things. Like sleeping on an iceberg or trapped in a snack and fan store.
By aeveeItazura on Jul 17, 2013 at 2:05 PM
Hurray for life! Yay no murder? I'm never entirely sure it's a good thing you didn't apply a bleach tablet to the gene pools. It is perfectly normal when you are surrounded with pond scum.That is indeed good news to hear about. Maybe tomorrow will look a little better. It's already deemed a waste, so what more can happen? I just realized I just doomed you to stupid with those words. I am so, so sorry for that. I have an image of a box with a "Washington or bust" sticker on it's side. Sounds like the start of a cheap Pixar movie that will end up making millions. The orange stuff in the middle? That is called creme. It's a mixture of sugar and flavors and magic, if I remember correctly. A cake is large and fluffy and is meant to be shared. A biscuit is small and portable and meant to be hoarded. I am on a roll.. Now if only I could figure out a new program for Saturday, and I shall be set. Hopefully I will haev time for it between now and then. I would love to have all the major kinks worked out before then. Show people how I draw and show them why it's soo boring. And depraved. My music tastes leave a lot to be desired, as you recall. I have given up on having an MP3. More important things to procure, you know. Anytime they keep on topic is deemed a success for the, remember? I still need to find Portal 2, as your hugs reminded me. No idea what he wants with it, but it's probably not going to end well. Spaghetti sauce mixed with almost equal amounts of potato tastes pretty good. Like a funky baked potato, only better and harder to explain.You never know, He is a turtle plush with no control over where he gets tossed. I could tie a balloon to him and he wouldn't be able to do a thing about it. But I would never do such a thing, so no need to worry about it. I shall stay as safe as I can. I will try and keep Jon out of trouble as well, but we all know how well that one goes.I think they are required to give that to the police as evidence. His mum is plotting a personal cake and ice cream for him, to his disgust. Well, apprehension probably is better, but it sort of bleeds together. His mum will need to figure the flavors etter first. I hope Have a good night, dear. I shall catch you as soon as I can after you have a good night and a tolerable morning of idiots. We can hope at least. The hugs and love are on their way, covered in mustard and gravy, so get out a handy wipe for them if you please. No need for little prints everywhere, like on the ceiling.
By aeveeItazura on Jul 16, 2013 at 1:22 PM
*super squeak of joy* Hurray for the box! Too k eh fellow long enough to get there. Least you had some fun in the mean time. I obtained a peach to nom. Too bad it's a lot tougher than what I was thinking. I got my comp books to fill with crazy. I might share some of the more amusing bits of them if I get the time or patience. You know, my Portal 2 game sort of poofed off and now I can't play it even if I wanted to. I'll have to look around and try and find it later. Disheartening. As long as it arrive wolverine and badger free. I have made plans to stay away from the computer as much as possible today. Better things to do and such. Who needs minions when you have an entire island to yourself to play on? I didn't tell them not to bite anybody, so my bad. They didn't scuff him up too bad, right? You spelled it correctly in my book. I was just thinking about having some spaghetti. Or a baked potato. Or combining the two. I shall be sorting stuff out as usual. I need to figure out what to take and all that, besides essentials. Clothes, ID, Carter, stuff like that. It's on right top of the to do list. Thought you would like an update or two on stuff. Like I need to keep an eye on some last folks for some commissions. Maybe ask for one last big one so that I can amuse myself with it. Possibly of my main OC looking angelic. Who knows? I shall chew on this hard peach until then. Stay safe and out of trouble until next we chat, my dear. I shall catch you as soon as I can. Not sure when that will be. I hope you have a good night and work is only somewhat full of stupid. Maybe somebody you actively despise will fall into a machine and everybody will point and laugh at his misery. The hugs and love are running around screaming. Again. I should see what they are screaming about this time. Yours are wearing little tweed jackets, trying to look all smart while they try and teach Reesie etiquette. Annnd she just started chewing on your Love and the Hugs is hitting her with a ruler. I shall go and try and save the Love from his own stupidity. Have a good one, Cupcake of Sunshine!
By aeveeItazura on Jul 16, 2013 at 8:54 AM
I get the same feeling with any large vehicle as well. I hope they arrived right as you finished the message. I have a great deal of things to get done today and tomorrow. so that is probably for the best. He probably got stuck in front of that really old lady who should have had her license taken away years ago. I took a few days to answer it as well because of all sorts of dumb things needing to be taken care of. Well, it was a lovely thought. Something icky must have leaked out because you got the drawing up finally. Maybe your brother needs to be eaten by a runaway shark for your self esteem to rise? I don't think Canada has any need of a king. Not sure about Greenland, but I am never sure about Greenland. I told them their is a crunchy bagel in their future if they watch the parcel. They are nutsy for anything crunchy and covered in cheese. I shall scurry off to get a few more things done that need to be done. More drawing and a story to finish up I should have finished up a long time ago. I shall catch you as soon as I can, my dear. Hopefully it won't be too late. Maybe after I return from me mum's you will have changed your mind about the Skype? Probably not, but not exactly not a possibility for you. I think, at least. You have been known for waffling a bit near the end of your days off. I shall keep you informed as much as possible about the upcoming Job Corps thing. They might have computers there I can use to keep in contact with you. Huzzah on that. It will be very limited until we get our own laptops, but it is better than nothing, if you ask me. Your hugs and love are laying around, obviously bored out of their little mind. I need to go and get some jeans on so I can figure out what sort of planning I need to do for the day. *actual hugs and love* Cause I feel you have great need of them. I hope you have a good day and a good night. Stay safe and out of foot based mischief until the next time I catch you!
By aeveeItazura on Jul 10, 2013 at 10:54 AM
*blinks sleepily while joints and muscles ache weirdly* The sound of pain, terror and maniacal laughter, gotcha. I have been weird busy, so I haven't had a chance to answer until now. Hurray? I hope you haven't melted since then. That would be dreadful and a very hard to clean up mess. I hope it was the part of your brain that keeps you from doing art stuff and controls your low self esteem. Carter has been snuggled and has been used as part of a plot. You could try and convince them you are in charge of their paychecks and need absolute left aloneness to get it right. Would get the extra dumb ones to leave you alone. Mice are secretive things. And magpies are jerks in a way. There is also a chance you will prove you have no need for energy drinks because the idiots around you are sapping your energy. It made it here in really fast time, and the only problem was we opened it upside down. we took a whole month last time, actually. Everything was too tasty for one sitting or for a week's worth of sittings. The Hugs and Love are nowhere to be found, so she probably ate them both. Mine are wondering around, wearing their hats and shoes, so I think that it was happened. Or they joined a nudist group, which is almost as weird. They will get their petting either way, I guess. I have been playing a lot of Animal Crossing and have already decided who I am keeping in my village and who I am getting rid of. Not sure if it's an ego thing or what, but it makes Animal Crossing fun in a way. I shall catch you when can, my dear. Stay safe and well hydrated in the meantime. Oh, your Hugs and Love are back. they were locked in the freezer, somehow and neither of them know what is going on with their hats and shoes. Probably trying to be polite. And back to hunting Reesie they go. Have a good night, Azzi.
By aeveeItazura on Jul 8, 2013 at 11:21 AM
My nose has been all sorts of stuffy and weird as of late. And I have been extra sleepy. Probably my depression kicking in, might be the weather being weird. Possibly both. You will probably handle it better than the last fellow who had the job, surely. He was removed from the job so you could have it, so you are already faring better than he did. Your brother is already half way there according to the song. A hot room is indeed better than hearing the idiotic noises known as your brother. Dragonflies are a nice change up from the normal biting bugs of evil. Maybe you wanted to remind me that there are more than squirrels and ducks and screaming cats over there. You did that before for a month. You did not fare very well then. Not even a close relative of well, in fact. As long as it arrives in one piece with minimum damage, we shall enjoy the contents a great deal. I just hope it arrives soon enough for us to enjoy the contents fully before being whisked off to Job Corps and who knows how long without computer access. I enjoy the rain as well, and am looked at funny for it. I also tweaked down the albino cuteness and gave them some face paint instead. Yours are stalking Reesie "for reasons" which normally translates to "boredom demanded it" with them. I shall look forward to your return form the triflery. I shall hopefully have tales of niftiness to share with you, as you will have tales of idiocy for me. Tales of luggage and kitties from me, tales of idiots and poor taste in music and general life from you. Have a good night Azzi. Stay safe and out of trouble unless you can pin it on your brother. *extra hugs and love deployed for later enjoyment* Those shall help keep you sane during the next few days, I hope.
By aeveeItazura on Jul 7, 2013 at 10:28 AM
*plots scrambled eggs for eating* That sounds like a good plan to me. Cheez needs to relearn the dictionary. Again. I was planning on more Animal Crossing and scrambled eggs for the day, as you probably figured already. Might get bored and spend the last of my money at Walmart. Who knows? If he's lucky he got to keep the couch. You don't expect me to pull the answer to all of your life's problems out of me arse. Lettuce stresses itself out too much and wants to make too good of an impression.If we are super lucky, he got eaten by a pack of roving filth squirrels. Well, least you shall have a few hours of productivity to use in the mean time. That or a few hours of shooting stuff in the face. A win either way if you ask me. I think that the lack of meeting partners is better for for all involved. The children aren't exposed to horrible germs, the horrible germs aren't exposed to terrible ideas. Do you know what mod podge is? It seals the paint in so it can't be ruined by little grubby fingers. http://www.walmart.com/ip/Mod-Podge-Gloss-8-fl-oz/20918421?findingMethod=rr This stuff, if you will. Spreading his entrails all across the house is still not considered polite, Super high emotional importance transcends gender. I told them being science albinos came with a lot of consequences. As you may have noticed, they are of lighter coloring then normal. That was the smart idea from them of the day. They had fun right until they caught fire. Yours are eating macaroni salad with a bored expression. I think something is broken in them, but they are not causing havoc, so I shall leave them be. Probably got a nickel stuck in their ear again. Not too big of a surprise knowing them. I shall catch you later, my dear. stay safe and out of all forms of trouble. Leave that to your brother. when he gets eaten by were squirrels, we shall all laugh quietly.
By aeveeItazura on Jul 6, 2013 at 1:39 PM
One man's treasure is another man's trash is more appropriate if you ask me. the need for a lamp outweighed that person's common sense. With the money he gets for the vase, he could have had it replicated as a lamp and still had plenty left over to do things barely legal. You are my best friend and I never feel like I am being secretly judged or like I am being worshiped for doing what needs to be done. I never need to worry if you are just saying something to spare my feelings, either. The lettuce was the popular food for once. Cheese is always tasty though. Unless it's been left out for too long and gets weird looking. The sun appears for a day, the whole town loses their collective minds. That is just how it works in really rainy towns. Like the sun is cooking their brains out. well, then you did the world a service by tossing them. After a nap and some Animal Crossing, we are chatting on Skype about nice things. Saturdays are never clear. They are always blurry like cheaply printed pictures on wet toilet paper. Which sums up the Hugs and Love thought process, once I think about it. Rarely clear to anybody but themselves. And even then it's a bit murky, if the instructions on how to make a sandwich are anything to go by. I thought I should test them and asked them to write how to make their favorite sandwich before taking a nap. I told them I would check on them after I returned and they finished it. Surprisingly, they both failed something that I thought you could never get wrong. I will have to figure out what does making a trampoline with bubblegum and Starburst and Skittles has to do with sandwich making. Your hugs and love are trying to help me figure out what to do with the bag of felt I have. Not a helpful suggestions form either of them so far. I'll figure out something adorable. Or you will say something random and it will spark a House Eureka moment and I shall be back to making the felt cuteness. I shall now hop back onto the Skype fully and we shall continue the discussion on kitties. I shall wish you a goodnight here so I don't forget. Stay safe and out of trouble as well, my dear.
By aeveeItazura on Jul 5, 2013 at 9:52 AM
*blinks tiredly* Damn, I miss chatting with you more and more as time passes. That's normal, right? Missing your best friend more than all your other sort of friends sounds normal to me. I hope your shopping list got completed with minimum fuss. The peace and quiet shall be enjoyed to the fullest, right? I would have checked to see if the gloves had a use. Gloves can be cleaned and used for things. I shall poke at you then. And we shall chat about stuff after you return from dinner, no matter how abysmal it is. what picture are we talking? If it's Jon's, you have until the 18th to complete it. that sounds like how all car businesses have come into existence. Man had grudge against horse, wanted wagon. grudge against wagon and horse lead to car, somehow. I try and get all my shopping done really early or really late to avoid them as well. Yesterday was every reason smashed into one on why I do such things. The fireworks were pretty and I got myself a purple rabbit's foot, and Jon got to chat with his best fried since forever, so it wasn't' a complete waste. Got to stuff myself silly and hang out with Jon outside at hours no sane undrugged person would be out. was worth it, if you ask me. And yet, I'm the wrong one for saying certain people should not be allowed to have children, ever. Hugs has been doing that since I added albino to the mix. Not the best idea, but the pink eyes were cute. I need to find a better way to give her pink eyes. Making her a science albino was not a well thought out plan. The Love backs me up, so I can always restart. Yours are asleep on the grill and being noisy in their own ways. The Hugs is drooling noisely somehow and the Love is talking and answering himself. I shall catch you soon, Cupcake of Sunshine. *actual hugs and love deployed* Stay safe and out of mischief in the mean time, luv.
By aeveeItazura on Jul 2, 2013 at 10:34 AM
Just when I thought that he could not top himself in stupid, he goes ahead and proves me wrong. Something I declared impossible a week or so ago. That is why you test and test and test the thing before you get the guy who wants to buy it there. You were once again the smart one in the room. The stupid is always stupid, sometimes you get a chance to prove it. I would have branded them as a useless piece of human based waste if I saw that occur. I may not be able to tell one car brand from another past what I am informed, but I can read well enough to know that their is a big difference between Ferrari and Lamborghini. Course, the Lamborghini was made as a direct snub against the Ferrari's crafter or whatever they are called now, if I remember that story correctly. I'll look it up later when I have time too. They probably don't update their files often enough. Or they have a desperate fool running the phones. Both are equally likely. I would lean toward outdated files more though. Desperate fools would beg and whine on why you aren't there. The chocolate muffin is the perfect treat for dealing with idiots all day. I hope it was extra delicious. The Hug is always borrowing shiny things for all sorts of reasons. Love rarely has reasons past 'just because' when it comes to taken objects. they shall return the objects later when they are finished with them.Not sure when that will be, but hopefully it will be long enough for them to find something new to play with. Yours are hiding under the couch here. Probably waiting for the perfect time to strike. Stay safe and out of mischief. I'll catch you when I can. Hopefully with more good news than an almost finished plush and a nummy burrito for later. If I don't catch you today, have a good night full of gaming and quietly laughing at your idiot brother.
By aeveeItazura on Jul 1, 2013 at 5:36 PM
*hugs you* I wish you would write them more, but I shall take what I can get. I didn't get to sleep until really late as well. My brain quite simply would not shut up. And yet, I still got up early and grumbly. Tomorrow you get paid to be stared at, so that is a major plus. Hopefully you will be able to avoid the major idiots for a day. Wouldn't that be a treat? I believe all you need to know are "Where's the bathroom?" and "Out of my way!" for those are the only times I can see you having need of knowing any Polish. I wouldn't be surprised if it was something related to his stupidity. The fact your laptop doesn't have syphilis is an astounding miracle in itself. If your brother did anything half arsed, it would be a great improvement. Impossible and never going to happen, but it would be an improvement. That sounds like my bed time too. when I remember it. Offering support to magpies is a waste of time unless that support is shiny. And I think they still haven't got over that one fellow who was on the Discovery Channel a while back. Probably showing anybody can do it. Does explain why the Hugs was missing a knee. Should have left it to professional weirdos, but she didn't. Yours are cooking on the road right now. I guess they figured they can melt into a liquid and it would cool them off. I guess they didn't realize that they would turn into a warm liquid and they won't be able to drink themselves. Eh, it keeps them out of trouble as I plot things. Like ordering a plush while finishing one of my own. I shall catch you as soon as I can and better update you on the Skype. Have a good night and I hope you dream pleasant things. Stay safe and out of nonprofitable mischief. If you can't avoid it, find a suitable patsy for it.
By aeveeItazura on Jun 27, 2013 at 10:54 AM
I look forward to the story. And I didn't say that it was going to last or be an actually good idea. Maybe he will get picked up by something unpleasant and you can laugh at his misfortune. Something with flashy lights and handcuffs would be a great start. I look forward to the Skyping. Half arsed from you is better than most people's full arse is what I have learned.. You are indeed on the Skype, a giant YAY for all involved. The tablet showing up is sweet. I hope to see something amazing come from it. Hopefully you will have time for amazing drawings. Like Jon's thing and such. Congratulations on the contract getting. It's always nice to have confirmation of things like that. It's something to lord over your brother if you are inclined for such things. I don't know, maybe a life of Tumblr bullshit following you into your daily life for a fate worse than death? Makes me shudder just thinking about it. Good thing I am slowly getting that out of my life. Just hacking it away, one limb at a time. Like a pissy, pissy octopus. I thought it was obvious that was their names. I still can't pronounce Love's full name. Hug is just Hug, Hugh if he has to be fancy about it. thankfully, he doesn't have to be fancy all that often. Your Hugs and Love just look at him oddly when he does that. Not sure how, but all the Hugs and Love are male now for ease of convenience . I shall hope onto the Skype while figuring out how to get a request done. The easier one of course. I'm still a touch annoyed at the other person, but I shall get it done. Eventually. Yeah, that wasn't ominous sounding at all. I shall catch you in a bit. Stay safe and out of trouble.
By aeveeItazura on Jun 22, 2013 at 1:58 PM
Even a complete moron can have a good idea. He was due for at least half of one. Hearing you mock poorly made things is always amusing. I figured you wouldn't be on today, as you said is the normal. Well, give it some time. They will have to get back to you for some reason eventually. Either to give you a job or to give you a pink slip. It did sound needlessly violent. Wouldn't cutting it in half and throwing it away serve the same purpose? You can't just grab some newspaper and call it good? Only person who cares about the wrapping is me, and we both know that. Sounds like half the things I want to order but never do. I won't be able to enjoy them, and if I do have the time, I end up doing other things. It's like buying dog toys and the only one who enjoys them are the cats. I told them to entertain themselves, and that is what they choose to do? Mine are stalking the cats with little paper spears and tape hats. I feel they have done that before, but it keeps them happy so I will not argue with it. Nothing is being destroyed and the paper spears will hurt them more than anything else. The only daft things I have planned are finish a plush and continue some RPs with people. So far, only one graphic murder and no rape. That is a record to celebrate. Stay safe and out of trouble as well, my dear alicorn friend. I shall look forward to your sanity and lovely chats when you are done packing treats for money. Try and not stuff any morons into the machine. Nobody wants to eat a meaty trifle. Not anybody sane, I think. I will have my plush done along with the drawing of an OC up by then. The only idiots I have to worry about are the ones in my head. *thumbs up* the rest I can tell to leave me be. Have a good night and some pleasant dreams.
By aeveeItazura on Jun 21, 2013 at 8:39 AM
*blinks slowly* I never know that. All kinds of things can happen in the mean time. And we aren't always able to be on Skype, so these messages are really nice. Well, knowing them, they have to translate it into moron and back into normal before they can do anything with it. that sounds like unnecessary violence to me. maybe you can regain the pounds some other way still.I needed a pair of fresh eyes who only care about it in the vague "My friend needs me to look it over" way, which you did.If anything struck you as out of place or didn't make even a little sense is what I was looking for. It sounds like it will be a treat of some kind. Yay! Mine are being lazy bastards, so no adventures out of them. They know that if they get into a little mischief, I will force them to pose for me. I need a few references for something new I am trying. Hopefully it will pay off a lot for me. still trying to get through my list of things that need doing for my dev page, yes. I am almost finished with the plush and the drawing of the subject of the plush. That will leave me with the other plush, the 2 drawings of my OCs to do and a story to write. None of it will be easy or all that fun. Today is going to suck, so if I am not around, just imagine the most annoyed look on my face possible. that or a look of pure concentration. Either one will be accurate. I hope you have a great day, my dear. I might be around, I might not be by the time you pop around. If you pop around. Either way, stay safe and I will catch you when I can, luv.
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