Well... I do. I just... There's always that one type of a guy who always bitches for your attention and asks you about every single issue he has in life, but never uses any of the advices you're giving him and just whines on everything instead of actually try to make things better with his life. I've met some of them on various forums around the Internet and the scenario was always the same: they were wasting my time, writing to me all the time but never did a damn thing I proposed them to solve their problems. The one asshole was whoring with his problems with his family for like a year, but always were calling my ideas stupid, and after all this time I gave him called me a faggot and a moron when I became a brony and treats me like his enemy to this day. And... I'm just afraid I AM this guy to others. Dunno, maybe I'm just too paranoid or think too much.
(a list would be helpful)"I used to be very peaceful. I didn't want any war. But I saw my own family dying in front of me by our people. So I trained myself day and night. The darkness heard what I've been doing and they knew what I wanted.I just wanted the pain to go away.But this made the pain more powerful.I became to think that everyone's fault that my family died.I was willing to do anything to kill our people.The darkness offered me what I wanted.Everyone is dead besides you.That's why I want to kill you.And don't worry,the darkness will help me.".Just then,I telepathically say "I ordered the robots to make an army.If you need them,just whistle.I can't come right now."
She says "I won't tell you but someone can.Twilight knows what I am.She understood it.I can read her mind.But she won't tell,will you?If you do I will kill you too.".I think for a second and ask"Is there a bathroom around here?".You say "Second door on the left.".While I'm going,I quickly whisper "I have a plan.And don't worry,I protected my thoughts.".
I'm not foolish enough to tell you who I really am.But you can call me Amy.I was in the light side first.But they wanted me in the dark side.They said I was the only one who could defeat the light and they would do anything.I told them no matter what happens in the war,if they let me survive,I will join them.They put a spell on me so I could escape any time in the war.I was the one who manipulated you.I was the one that caused thousands of deaths.But when I heard that you survived,I had to find you.You see,I have been watching you for a long time.I didn't have the chance because you have been training very often.Then,Twilight came to your life.It was the perfect opportunity to get revenge.You were foolish enough to love her.After you had intercourse with her,I knew that you were defendless.And now,I will kill you.
We go out and we see that there's a little filly crying.I come closer to her and ask "Why are you crying?And how did you get in here?".She said "I don't know where I am.One minute ago,I was in my dad's secret room.I opened a door and teleported to here.Please help me.".I pause and realise the situation "You're not actually a filly,are you?" "How did you know?" "Nevermind that.But what are you?" "I'm a shape shifter.There was a war between darkness and light.Terrible things happened.Almost everyone died but I managed to escape.I've been trying to find this place for so long." "But why are you here?" "Because I want revenge." "What do you mean?".I turn to you and ask "Josh,what does she mean by that?"
I take out some flour,sugar,powder,salt,milk and vegetable oil.I take some measuring cup and a mixing bowl from a cupboard.I start to put some of the ingredients to the bowl and mix them.After a while,I finish mixing and pour the liquid into a waffle pan.I heat the oven put the waffle pan over it.When it's done,I put the waffles in a plate.I put the plate on the table.I hear a loud screaming and say"Did you hear that?".