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By Brony4lyfe on Aug 24, 2014 at 6:49 AM

*looks at you like you're insane* "FRIENDS!?" Are you out of your gourd!? Those things were hardly something to be adored! I can't honestly believe you! Wait...where exactly did you teleport them to??

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By Alkhilion on Aug 24, 2014 at 6:38 AM

(It's a fantasy rp or a real life rp?) *comes closer to observe you better* It's alright, you're in the hospital, Josh. I'm doctor Alkhilion and I'm your physician. Can you tell me do you remember your name?

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By -Peril- on Aug 24, 2014 at 4:37 AM

Sure. :) What's your character?

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By Alkhilion on Aug 23, 2014 at 5:02 PM

(*holds my visa* Woah, I didn't know you were working in Australian embassy! Thanks a lot, mate ^.^ And typos are fine by me, since my own English is a dirty piece of crap. According to native speakers of Cheezburger at least.) *as you're laying, I enter the room in a nice, well tailored white suit and a badge with my name and PhD on the skirt of the coat* Good morning, Josh. How's your head today? And neck?

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By Alkhilion on Aug 23, 2014 at 2:26 PM

*later, in the hospital* Betty, tell the girls to take his clothes off, give him a bath, clothe him in a fresh nappy and pajama, and then put him on level 5. Don't tie his wrists and ankles too tight though, he'll be weakened by Carisoprodol for the next couple of hours. *nurses take you to the showers and tie you up to the chair to wash you*

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By Alkhilion on Aug 23, 2014 at 9:48 AM

*gives you an injection straight in the neck anyway* *waits until you won't lose power in your muscles* Now, put his jaw in a safe position and tie him up *two acolytes put you on a stretcher and take to the ambulance*

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By Alkhilion on Aug 23, 2014 at 5:08 AM

*grabs your hand politely and clothes it with a convenient looking white shirt with sleeves too long and a leather stripes fastened on the backside* Shh... No worries... We will help you, buddy.

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By Alkhilion on Aug 22, 2014 at 4:57 AM

Take your meds, sweetheart.

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By Tineid on Aug 21, 2014 at 10:28 PM

Well I can tell you what I know. I've been seeing them literally everywhere since I was a foal, but all I can tell you is how they act. I don't know what they are or where they come from. Except that I see them floating down out of the night sky sometimes. So maybe that's where they're from.

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By .Pinkie-Pie on Aug 21, 2014 at 7:53 PM

*finishes making batter as well, and pours it into a cupcake tray to slip into the oven* Oh boy! MYSTERY cupcakes! I can't wait to try 'em! *giggles*

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By Alkhilion on Aug 21, 2014 at 3:13 PM

No cray cray, bud *hands you a tissue*

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By .Pinkie-Pie on Aug 21, 2014 at 8:23 AM

*puts on a blindfold as well* Okay...start....NOW! *searches around for a mixing bowl*

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By Tineid on Aug 20, 2014 at 3:12 PM

[Sid stares at a spot to one side of your head for a moment, though nothing is there] Yes... Yeah, I think I can trust you. [he looks back to you] I was one of those foals who didn't get their cutie mark very quickly. I didn't know what I was good at, so I tried everything. One of the things I tried was working in Ponyville Hospital, assisting wherever a little foal could. I especially liked cheering up patients. Which is why when I realized there was a patient at the hospital I hadn't been to see yet, I just had to sneak in and try to make them smile... Which was a mistake. I hadn't been allowed to see them because they were in quarantine. I became infected with some disease they hadn't managed to identify. I became feverish. My fever-dreams were filled with strange creatures. One of which became my cutie mark. [Sid sighs] It was close, but I survived my illness. But I never stopped seeing those feverish hallucinations. They're always around, but nopony else can see them. I was a smart enough foal to lie about my cutie mark, saying that curiosity must be my destiny.

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By Alkhilion on Aug 20, 2014 at 2:37 PM

You're talking crazy! And those 328 pages bound together look like a book. Huh. Yes, I'm proud of myself as hell.

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By Tineid on Aug 20, 2014 at 12:54 PM

You've seen a.... no, wait, you saw it testing potions? Of course. Of course it wouldn't be as simple as a pony in their right state of mind having seen one. [Sid glances about his shop, then strides to the door. He latches it shut and flips the sign to "Closed"] If I tell you, I want you to promise you won't tell anypony else.

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By Alkhilion on Aug 20, 2014 at 12:53 PM

I finished my college work on time, five days before deadline I set up for myself. It never happend before, I don't know how to feel about it!

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By .Pinkie-Pie on Aug 20, 2014 at 12:52 PM

Oh! And we could blindfold ourselves so we don't see them either! It will be a nice cooking game! *smiles*

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By Brony4lyfe on Aug 19, 2014 at 7:23 PM

*the creature hops over the rest of the items as it finishes the meat* Meep! *another creature similar in looks springs from the bush alongside it* MC2: Meep! *the two are soon joined by a few more, they begin to slowly hop towards us as I just as slowly start backing away from them* Me: Um...I hate to spoil your fun. But we might need to weigh the options and get ready to run...

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By .Pinkie-Pie on Aug 19, 2014 at 7:12 PM

Don't be silly Silly! A machine can't put the love into every bite like when it's made by hoof! That's baking 101 rule numero uno there. *smiles*

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By Alkhilion on Aug 19, 2014 at 3:24 PM

Nobody said it'll be any easy. Just try to look for the images of the Cyberman generals, new RoboCop's movie RoboCop, some bats photos and tentacle porn. And then try to work.

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