*The shopkeeper glares at you and then turns his attention back to me* SK: Yeah, right! Using fear tactics to get what you want? That's just what a zebra WOULD do. *he gets right in my face* SK: Get this through your thick zebra skull! I. AM. NOT. SERVING. YOU! *my ears flop down* SK: Now take your obviously entranced unicorn slave here, *points a hoof at you* and get the Tartarus out of my store!
(It's just a cold but I don't get ill often but when I do it lasts a while :P Also I've had this nurse before. She's very... Qualified XD Also why do you keep sending separate messages? I keep thinking someone else is messaging as well! XD)
Hello, I though we already were friended. :D Btw you asked for a link to NSFW fan art of Aria, Adagio and Sonata as sirens... beware if you decide to open the link, weirdest I've seen... http://nekubila.tumblr.com/post/103650708626/14-11-27
*we trot into the store. The merchant looks at us suspiciously* Me: Hello sir, we are looking for crystals that can contain light. We were told to seek some from you if that's alright? *The shopkeeper eyes me for a long time* SK: Why would a zebra need crystals? Trying to blind somepony so you can hypnotize them and make them into stew no doubt! *I look at him with a shocked expression*