(My brother recovering from head trauma discussing the lost memories of my sister's track career.) Brother: Yeah, but was she white-girl fast or black-girl fast? Dad: She was BLACK-GIRL fast! (shows clipping from newspaper) Dad: There she is winning and see all those black girls behind her? She was BLACK-GIRL fast!
When stopping by a garage sale with your mom, picking stuff up and asking how much, make sure the homeowner isn’t just cleaning out his garage. #LFMF
When a co-worker complains about all the work there is to do around her house, before you ask why her shiftless husband isn't helping, find out if he's deployed to Iraq. #LFMF