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  • The first time your infant manages to remove his diaper at night and wakes up covered in poo, wit...
  • When the neighbor's cat likes to play in your garden, it may seem a fun idea to call it over and ...
  • If your foot has completely gone to sleep you may think it'll be funny to see how difficult it is...
  • Before you resign yourself to the idea that your eyesight is failing, clean your windshield. And...
  • When your cell phone is red, and your apple is red, and both are sitting on the couch next to you...
  • If you are a med student on an internship, put the candy they handed out away before you enter th...
  • When you're sick, before lying in bed, make sure you put the trash can by your bed. Otherwise, yo...
  • No matter how badly you want sugar, it is not a good idea to break down into a sobbing wreck just...
  • When trying to unscrew the back of a toy at one in the morning to find out why it isn't working, ...
  • When the bathroom you are in is on the wall that separates your side of the duplex from your hot ...
  • Do not assume that something in the refrigerator that looks like a milk carton and has the word m...
  • Don't tell lonely co-workers where you live. #LFMF
  • When on a road trip with a cute female friend, never, EVER mention the foul smell that's coming f...
  • If you begin sneezing repeatedly in the shower, for God's sake rinse out the shampoo in your hair...
  • When you're a nurse and you get called to run a code blue, make sure your phone is on vibrate. He...
  • There is no such volume as The Complete Works of j.d. Salinger for a reason: they aren't meant t...
  • 'Free kittens' tend to be free for a reason. #LFMF
  • When dumping your newly-bought jaw-breakers on the table, watch out where you put them. Especial...
  • Your hair and your nails are made of the same stuff. You know this, so think before you scratch o...
  • Old school frogger is fun. Playing two player mode with a cute girl is even more awesome until yo...

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