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  • *talking about my unhealthy diet of primarily fast food* Me: Aww c'mon, I'm just eating like a 2...
  • *I'm 6 and standing in the kitchen with Mom and Dad after a major earthquake* Mom: "Jack! Grab t...
  • Me: My boyfriend is beginning to look like a cross between Abe Lincoln and a wolf-man Dad: So h...
  • (At moms friends sons 1st birthday) Grandma: (Holding baby and happy hes not crying like he usua...
  • Me: That (Irish Spring intensify) body wash makes me tingle in weird places. Dad: That's your Ir...
  • (After my great grandfather's funeral) "When I die, I am to be cremated and then sprinkled into ...
  • Mom, via text: Can you come over and mow my lawn today? Me: I already did, while you were at wor...

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