Messages between Romeow and rew
I juss figured it owt todai dat dere iz no foto credit ennymoar. Iz dis juss won moar fing dat iz gone furreber?
Happeh Super Belated FP!!! I didn't kno until I started lukin fru ur pages! Pulp Fikshun FTW!!!!! U maed John an I boff laff!!!
Ohai mah rew! Hao cum u habs too pikshurs ov Sweet Potato on ur dashboard? Oh, iz it becuz he made it onto teh FP eben thou he missed teh 6:15 Train of Thought courtesy of mamawalker? Isn't he a doll? He habs teh funniest x-pression on hims face! Hopes dat u an teh Dory Queen r doin gwate! U muss b thawing out up dere cuz alla snowy burds frum here r heading ur wai soon!
Cause nobody says thanks nearly enough... Happy International Womans Day, 2012! http://cheezburger.com/View/5946676736
Oh... dere mite b wun 'r too udders u mite kno. Babeh Finn, Lorraine an ob corse, mai Dory. =)
Didju rekunize #2? Is a lil babeh Jazz, so kyoot!
A little lol for my friends, for making me laugh and smile. IT'S The Kitty Bum Song! -http://cheezburger.com/rew/lolz/View/5938555392- Sing it when you're happy- Sing it when you're sad- Sing it in the bathtub- Sing it to your dad- - - Kitty, Kitty, Bum, Bum- Kitty, Bum, Kitty, Bum- Bum, Kitty, Bum, Bum- Kitty Bum, Bum- - - It doesn't have a tune You just say the words- And if you're feeling mean- You cn sing it to the birds- - - Bum, Kitty, Kitty Bum- Bum, Bum, Bum- Bum, Kitty, Bum, Kitty- Kitty, Bum, Bum- - - It can stop that song - Stuck in your head- Lull you to sleep- When you're in bed- - - Bum, Kitty, Bum, Bum- Kitty Bum, Bum!
Well, u'd fink dat wud be sumfink dat wudda commed up inna conbersashun BEFOR da proseedjur... "BTW, we is gonna put a bit ob sumbuddy else in u, but don worry dey won b needin it." Iz ok tho, I lubbs u, eben if u been zombified.
Ai wud fink knobby roots wud b a shoor fire, put-u-under sitchyashun, but whudda ai kno? Ai'z glad da smashified taters maid u feel bedder. Dats a lot a fur babehs finding homes, 21 las week!!! Yeah! Baxter souns so kyoot. He's gunna be a hugger, for shor. U hasn' been bad, is jus summa tiems da pooter cn wants more dan u gots, an summa tiems its all u wanna do. Jus da wai it is. Lub u. {{{{Romeow}}}}
Ohhhh nooooes! Por Romeow! Enkownters wiff dental surgeons is nebber rekomendid, since by definition dey is gunna pull sumfink outta ur hed. Sawft serb an gud drugs r def in order. When ai had mai wizdum teef owt, dey wuz rilly impac... empak... stuk in dere gud. Dey put meh right owt for da operashun. On mai fallaw-up appointmint wif da surgeon he aksd meh if dere wuz any komplicayshunz, an I sed "Nope, cept ai had huge bruises on mai chest da neks dai." an he towd me dat wuz where he put his knees when he wuz pullin so hard on mai teef!!! OMG! Ai hope ur feelin bedder. {{{{{{{Romeow}}}}}}}
OMG! U jus gibbed Dory da las naim ai been lookin fur since ai gotted her... Dory Kween!!! My large, chocolate dipped cone of soft -serve. Dat's jus too funneh! Dat's her naim frum nao on, Dory Kween! Lub u sweetheart. {{{{{{{{{Romeow}}}}}}}}}}
*gibbes u big random hug* Hope u'z doin good. Luv U!!!
Oh noooooos! Oh nose! Ai musta sneezled on da keys when ai was typin to ya. Sorry! If I was dere ai'd let ya blow yr nose on meh. {{{{{Romeow}}}}} *hands u hot lemmin an hunny*
Ai'z heer! Ai'z had a nasty cowd dis lass week an been awl snuggly inna bed wiff mai Dory tryin not to drown in snot! (yuch! tmi) But u kno ai's alweez heer fur u. We'z best frienz fur lief, u an meh. Ai gunna jam sum kleenex up mai nose an write u a emeow berry soon, ai promise. Lub you bunches an bunches. (((((Romeow))))))
Oh sweetie! My heart jus jumpd seein ur messidg. Ai miss u too, an fink bout u alla tiem. Hop ur doin gud. Hao's fings at da sheltr? We boff doin great, I'll sen u an update on Dory, she's doin so gud. *Great big, lifts-u-offa-da-floor bear hug* Lubbs u!
Happy, happy Forff ob Joolai! Ai hope ur habbin biggie fun! An I'm so glad to heer John ekscaped bein turned into a campfire munchmallow. Dat cud rooin ur dai! Luv u, <333
Hope you and John, all the "kids" are OK and far from the flames. I was watching a local pet show where they interviewed a man who's dog saved his life and died in the process. I wish I could remember his name. He'd sworn to help animals for the rest of his life if he survived. He began working with local shelters where it's estimated he's saved more than 3 million since, increasing adoption rates up to three times. One tip he shared... put two kittehs in each cage/enclosure (not three or more) and name them "Salt & Pepper" or "Peaches & Cream" names that imply they go together, then when a potential adopter looks at one, mention that the other will miss them terribly, that they have always been so close, etc. and they will often take both. He says this has increased adoption rates by 20-30% everywhere he's done it. I know you often do something the same when naming your kittehs and it made me think of you. Love you! rew
DoodliePoo's Willie McGee crossed the bridge today. http://cheezburger.com/rew/lolz/View/4815767808
Random Hugs {{{{{{Romeow}}}}}} Thinking about you and hoping the new gig is going OK. Love u, rew
OMG! Jazzy has foun his inner predator. I wan to beleev dat him's instinks jus kicked in an he feltd bad aftr. Hao's fings goin at da shelter? I had dis ideer bout "garage" sales. Times is tuff an peeple don wanna donate money dey might need, but whut about donating da stuff clutterin up dere garages? You could taik donations ob stuff, den has a garage sale ebbry Sunday or sumfink. Get sumbuddy to maik u a big donations boks, like Salvation Army, but outta wood or whatebber an put it on da grounds.
Yeah fur da Uno Manager! I hassa proud ob u as big as a rilly, rilly big fing! <333 lubbs u
Ai did ED bout da adventoors in da metropoliss, an ai laffed an laffed! Ai fink dat da generl popewlus ob New Hork is watch da Finnemonster an Jazilla klompin ober buildins an sai "Oh my stars, ain't dat cyoot?!!!" lol
Ai cud nawt be happier! Oh, dis is gonna mean so much for da kittehs, habbin somebody who cares, really cares to take care ob dem an represents dem. I'm so proud ob u, u jus don kno! {{{{{Romeow}}}}}
Has ai towd u lately dat ai lubbs u? U so berry speshul, an ai'm glad ai took da effurt to fine u when ai first lolled wunna ur pics or ai wudda missed so much good. {{{{{Romeow}}}}}
"International Women's Day http://cheezburger.com/View/4536021760"
Oh, I totally furgot to say, he libs in Coconino County Arizona, the Painted Desert, an dere's mesas an butes an cactums awl ober. http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/browse/results?title=1
Zed's dead baby. Zed's dead. It's rilly nawt fair, cus dat bit ob tribia nebber appears anywhar, I jus happin 2 be a hyooge fan. His T has a panel from Krazy Kat, a newspaper comic strip that started near the turn of last century. U'd lub Krazy, wun ob da sweetes characters eber. He lubs a mowsie named Ignatz who "beaned him with a brick" at the end of nearly ebry strip or page, after which Krazy would see hearts an cawl him a Lil Anjil. Krazy spoke da Lolspeak 100 years ago (dats elebenty wun in cat.) And the sunday pages wuz jus beyootiful! Wuz da inspiration fur many a great comic to come. http://www.sundaypressbooks.com/images/KRAZYCoverbookpage.jpg
LMAO! I had to watch Pulp Fiction lass nite, cuzza awl da quotes gibbed me da nostaljik. Ai alweez forgit about Cristopher Walken... boi, nobuddy else cudda done dat bit as gud. "I hide this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years." It always makes me laugh whin da kid sticks his han owt to take it aftur dat! Sum peeple in da comments din't eben get it when prompted, like da guy who keeps goin on about barbikew when sombody akses him to "Say Woof wun mor tiem, ai darez u." (dat wun kilt me!) an to pick up a Big Kahuna burger for him. Made meh feel a liddle freaky fur knowin awl da tribia ai do bout da moovie. In da scene where dey gits da brains owt dere hair, Vince is wearing a UC Berkely Banana Slugs T Shirt, Whut is Jules wearing???
"boff John and I almoss spitted our goldfishees cross teh room!!!" Ai know sum kittehs hoo wudda lubbed dat! Holy Flyin Goldyfish Batman! lmao. Fanks sweetie!
Dis wun heer -----> http://cheezburger.com/Romeow/lolz/View/4491164672 <------- Ai thort it wuz Vanderbuilt, but I guess muss b Van Halen? I'd lub wun ob Van Morrison too, any gud wun ob him. =)
