Me, playing Angry Birds: Dad, have you ever played Angry Birds? Dad: No, but I've seen the movie...

There's nothing wrong with your burrito. It's pink because your wearing lipstick. #LFMF

Dad: Son, I want you to have this. *Gives me an air hockey puck* Me: Why did you steal this? D...

(We were touring a historic house with my parents and our daughter) Tour Guide: Canopy beds were...

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Walking through walmart carrying an energy drink, a pack of batteries and a box of condoms will g...

Grandma: I only wear my bra when I wear my teeth.