My drunk uncle to my redheaded sister: What did you do in a previous life that was so bad you cam...

Dad: WE'RE MOVING TO FRANCE SO I CAN HAVE SOME REAL GODDAMN FRENCH TOAST. Me: Wha- Dad: YOU HEA...

*while watching Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban* Grandma: Where's that boy's parents? ...

My Grandpa (As we walk into the furniture store): "Excuse me, do you have any croutons?" Salesma...

(a choice of two video games - hunting or pinball) Me: Dad, which one should I play? Dad: Pinba...