Messages between Siobhan and DarkSirocco
Gah! Ai wer typin msg adn mai foen updatid a bunch ob stufs adn eetid mai msg! :( *stil giggloling bowt teeny tiny monitur comittee* ai hassa sareez fur yer moniturz, toh.. Yesh, wuz berreh lukkee bowt mai foenz timings. Tho mai SIM card is holding mai address buuk hostij.. O.o wevvur okae heer, is sorta raynee seezun fur us...adn tornado seezunz tuu, nawt-for-tuna-lee. Butt(!) ai lyks rayn moar tahn sunshynz. =^.^= hoep tihs fynz yuo well! *hedbonka yuo adn purrz* -Siro
wowser... nu foen, nu pc, u seems to git reddeh fur spring eerleh ;) connectifying pcs to da net... ruh-roh... dat can be ratter pleh iffn pcs doan qwoperaet... ai hoep urs has beddur manners! ais well... jes mai noes finks it is a watterfall aifink... but dats da seeson... an da tishu maekers habs to maek da monnehs to, riet? ;) an it was such a lubberleh sunne dae todae... ai totally am lukkin forward to seein flowers agin insteed awf mudd... oh an mai monitor at werk gaeb me da stinkeh todae... it sed 'frrrrzzzffttt' den it smoekd and den it diddin doe ennefing ennemoar... nao ai hassa memmer awf da teeny tiney monitor committeh halpin owt... is awlmoas cute *snickers*
Ohai deerhart! *soopreem hedbonks* mai foen adn ai hassa guud! Gettid pc fur burfday..nao ai juss needs tu set it up adn konnekt tu teh inturwebs-til tehn its a neggspensib mah jong macheenz, lol! Hao am yuo?
ohai der... jes chekkin in to lukk hao u an ur foen am doin ^^ hoep u hassa fien an ur foen still plaes along *hugs*
hehe... ai noes dat feeline... wen u gots somfing gnu an has ufn wif it... gotta enjoes eet. dats da good good good momints in lief wen u can be liek a liddol chield an jes has ur ufn wif yerseff an ur gnu toi... an da best part is... u can alwis tells peepls hu doan unnerstand, dat u jes am leernin hao to use it adn dem kan sai nuffin aginst it... hehe... ijits ^^ *hugs*
*cuddlols u and mai noo fone!* omg is hard to type! Keybord am onscreen..o_O happeh late vday to u! Sorrez fur wait. Have discuverd teh aloor ov angry birds awn mai noo fone, lol! =^.^=
beddur a fohnee den a lownee... uhm... dat maed noe sens, riet? ;P. hrhr... mebbeh is moar becus awf da yumme spaniards dat ai wans da leern da spanish... or mebbeh is becus ai wans to yell at dem dumb torreros an watchers *grmbl* but ai doan wanna fink abowt dem todae... nope... todae ai wanna fink abowt hao niece da weddur is gettin... its gettin warmer heer an moar sun an stuff... mebbeh soon its springtiem? happeh balentiens dae! cuddlol yerself fer meh ^^ (u will noe hao tu gibs u de bestest cuddlols) oh an mebbeh cuddlols da gnu foen awlsew... gnu stuff shud feel laik its welcoem... mebbeh den it works longur :)
yuo am nawt REEL teleporturz?! yuo am fohneez! ;P *snerk* yesh, but most enlish habs a root in latin, sew is eezeeeer, aifinksew. ai nebbur liekd spanish berreh much, tho heer in teksiz it wud hab ben proodint tu lurn, as we hab sew manee ppl hoo koms ober frum meksikoh. *** sarreez fur long wayt fur reply, mai fohn died! ai has a big lukkee, cuz is tiem tu renoo fohn plan aniwae-adn get noo foen! -Siro =^.^=
drat... dat dumb schools... alwis teechin u wut u doan wanna leern, but neber wut innerests u... fer eggsampl... ai nebber leernd hao to git rich... wat am schools good fer iffn dem carnt teech u dat? ;-) aifinkso latin wud be hard to lern eben wiffa school fer me... alldough it hassa ufneh grammaticlol gowin on... at leest as far as ai noe... ai nebber tooked lessuns... *consentraets on conclits to send dem to siro* *consentraets* *consentraets* whoops... ai fergotted... ai ownleh plais a teleporter, ais nawt reeleh one...
adn yesh, ai aer a furm avohcat fur chonklit as a kyoor. fur mostlee enifing. enitime. *snerk*
ai alwaez wannid tu lurnify Latin, but mai skuuls nebbur habd enuf class tu teech it. adn is HARD tu teech it tu yurself! O.o
glad da kjuuteh kitteh will finds a good home :) - well yesh... da ingerlish... ai alwis liekd it... so wus rathur eeze to lern... awlsoe ai had it kwit lawnt at school... we started wif it in da fird yeer awf elolmentareh school... todae da kiddehs eben habs a bit ingerlish in kindergarten. da one yeer french ai hed diddin reeleh stikk eethur. but dat miet habs sumfin to do wif me nawt liekin da french langwich alwis purrferred spanish... nebber had da chans to leern dat at school dough. muss be da rrrrrrrrr dat remiendifies me awf da purr, dat maeks spanish attractibul ;) - unfortchunatlee ai diddin heer frum hobbles... ai doan fink we am frended eethur. ai hoep u heer frum ur frend soon! - did u twie chonklit against da pleh bakk? mai nawt last lawng but at leest yle its meltin awl da flaebers on ur tong, it shud maek u feel beddur... {{{{siro}}}} ai hoep u can lose da pain soon... is nawt niec wen pain gits normul :(
*snerks* no problim! =^.^= ohai kitteh soots it beddurer, aifinksew! fangkyooz fur sendifyin it, tuu! *hedbonks adn purrrrrrrrrrrz* -Siro
oh... whoopsie... missred... ai alwis fink of da kjootiepiekitteh as ohaicat *lol*
just chekd whut yuo sent(adn agn, fangkyoo!), cuud ai get teh LOL cat insted ob Longcat, tho? ai'l send teh Longcat bak, in caes yuo need him. fangkyoo, regardless! *hugs* -Siro =^.^=
*snerks* is okae, no wurreez! aifinksew 'flew away wiv' am juss fien, tho we sumtimes use 'slipped away from meh,' tuu. :D yuor inglish am teh gud! tbh, ai'm amayzd taht peeps hoo nawt speeks inglish as nawt-sekkund langwidj can reed/write lolspeek sew well! wiv it bein fohnetikul, ai egspekt otter langwidjiz fohnetiks am difrint frum inglish fohnetiks. sadlee, ai bayrlee remembur teh germun adn frinch ai taked in high skuul! ;) ai am glad toh, taht yuo am doin okae! ai wunner, habs yuo heerd frum hobbles? ai hasnt herd frum him inna munf, adn teh sitch in his kuntree luuks horribul! ai aer gud heer, a littlol more payn in mai bak tahn aifink am normlol, tho. :( ai wil has tu cawl doktur suun. otterwyz, am fine! fangkyoo sew much fur teh c'bles! *hugs feersslee!* ai shall go nao adn make shur tehy get to tzae! fangks agn! *hedbonks adn purrz* -Siro =^.^=
Ohai, sorry for nawt lettin ennefin heer frum meh, da tiem jes... uhmm... ai doan noe da fraes in inglish *g* it kind of flew awae an ai jes tried to keeps up wif gibbin da collectibuls to mai frens an lukkin at da lols... totally fergot about da messij seccshun... happens to me ebbery so offin *lol* ai is doin well dough, no worries :) jes... totolleh unorganiezed an lost in mai oen chaos ^^ ~ ai sented u da rekwested lols... as ai doan fink ai is frens wif tzaetzoe... iffn u needs enne moar... jes let me noe :) ~ hoep u is dowin fine!
ohai sio! i need to beg c'bles from yuo fur TzaeTzoe. we can now send as many c'bles as we want to anyone! :D if they aren't taken, could i get any/all of the following, plz: SuccessKidBook, Success Kid Medal & Trophy, Guitar, and LOLCat? or you can just send to her, if you're frended. thanks much, either way! hope you're doing okay, haven't heard from you in a few days! *hedbonks* -siro
oh... uhm... wich collectibuls shuddin ai send tu burra?
wait wut? der am hot gais u can d/l? oh... jes piccs awf dem? gah... an der ai fot ai cud finlolleh mebbe fien sumone hu wud do mai baffcleenin adn lukk hawt yl doin so... becus ai defnitleh doan lukk hawt yl cleenin ennefing... mowstleh aifink ai lukk liekan owld steemLOCOmoetif (wif a speshul amownt of loco, an ais nawt talkin bowt a dwink der...) - ai nebber seed da helloweene seeries... ownle da posturs an sum trailurs... so it wud be doblol de ufn... an da gai weers a maks, riet? wen peepls weer makses ai alwis finks abowt hao dem lukk unner it... so distractifying ;)
*snerks* yesh, egsept ai'm shur teh gai prollee libbd in himz mum'z bayssmint(d/ing piks ob awl teh hawtist gais)!(unlike meh, hoo duz sew awn mai gma's porch! *rofl*) inorite?! butt(!), iz mebbeh teh ownlee way dey'll lurnz. oooh! aifinksew dat wud be hilayreeus! ai lubs teh Hallolween seereez! we cuud sits tugevvur adn cheer fur michael! XD
*snikkr* jus imajin him sittin at hoem, impashunleh waitin fer da foen to ring... gittin moar an moar despiraet an finlolleh - mebbeh - unnerstannin, dat nawt ebberyone hu tawks bowt seks is eeze. poor gai... an no mommeh arown to hugs adn maeks eet awl beddur ;). - hehe... aifinkso da 2 awf us wud hab gweat ufn wif moovies... tellin dem peepls hao stoopi dem ar an hao dem am goan gettit fur dems stoopiness... u is totolle riet awlso... moas moovies dese dais seem to be aimin to maek kids do iditic stuffs... beddur fur dem iffn da killer wins, mebbeh dem will lern frum it. *gigglol* watchin a horror mobie for de plot... yesh... and pron too... ;)
yesh, butt(!) problim is, ai'd juss toldid teh gai abowt teh mayjur sekseez in teh storee, adn den himz gibbd meh himz numbur. an yuo kno egsaklee whut him weer finkin-dat ai weer eezee. butt(!) ai'm nawt. adn ai am a bit ob a prood, IRL. onlinez, ai can writes fings dat wud mayk saylurs blush. but, wehn ai wantid tu go tu...erm...'adult' toy stoar, adn ai weer askin frend tu tayk meh(cuz ai nawt cud fynds it), ai wint red asa beet, lol! cud bayrlee ask fur hur halps! she unnerstoods, toh(she am also mai fanfic beta-reader). adn ai noe whut you meen, egsept, ai seez sceen in moobee, or speshulee 2 ppl wiva PDA, adn ai gets hostil. ai nawt fink ai's jeluss, juss TYRD ob seein it ebbriwheerz! wehn ai wach horror moobeez, adn teh teenajurz start in wiv der 'romantikniss,' ai'm cheerin fur teh seree-ul killur tu show up adn end it. had ex-boyfrend hoo luukd at meh, shawkd, adn sed, 'you would rather see people getting killed, than 2 ppl making luv?!' and ai sed, 'iz NOT 'making luv,' is rutting teens-therefore yes. yes, i would.' awnistlee, y elss wud ai wach horror moobee? fur teh PLOT?! LOL! *sighs* adn eniwae, iz nawt like ai'll fynd mai 'dreem luver' heer. ugh. sew mennee redneks!
hehe... yesh... dat lukk ai noe too ^^. nawt dat it wud stawp me frum tawkin... iffn ais awn it... ais awn it... cant eben stops maisef (unforchunatleh) ;) - dats a sweet storeh wif da gai ^^. ai unnerstands y u wuddin jes cawls him, but it musta gibbed u a good feeline, hu? its alwis nies, wen somebodeh understands and lieks u... eben iffn it wussint da riet gai, is niec to noe, dat not ebberyone is to dulld frum soesietie to unnerstans fannasie an pashun fur wats important for someone. - nawt jumpin to bed wif sumone on furst meet is prolly beddur ennewai ;) speshuleh iffn u nawt finks u lubs dem. is sew awkward onna nekst dae *gigglols* - haha... ai is a rpgplayer in boards... few yeers ago ai used to riet... uhm... uhm... 'eggs pleas it' ceens offin. ai carnt ennemoar dough... ai nawt becoemed a prood... but ai alwis starts to larf so hard, wen ai reeds dis fings... doan eben noe y... is jus awl sew ufneh to me... mebbeh is becus awf da werds peepl us wen rietin dis fings... is sew... oberdramatic adn sew... 'roemantic' adn... ebery gai an gal is jes purrfec an its awlis da beeg luff (at leest fur dat ceen *gigglol*) an dem alwis ams sew happeh adn gweat adn ebberyfing *gigglols* but ais silleh dat wai... ais laffin at horror moobies too... carnt look at dem wif sumone els... da larst one ai lukkd a horror moobie wif toeld me dat him wuddin lukk anneh wif me agin, becus he cuddin gets a reel friet ... becus ai wus laffin at da bloddeh ceens... but... its jes so idjotic... dem girls runnin arown bloodeh adn scariefied adn blond adn bigbrested adn alwis screemin adn stuffs... adn da bad gai folloes dem sloelie adn reffs awp da chaensaw lukkin awl ebil adn stuffs... ais moar scared wen ai lukks at disney moovies :P ;)
or dey gibz yuo teh 'dam...yuo is crayzee..' luuk! (mai fayv!). tho, wun day at wurk, ai startid tawkin tu dis gai...no cloo, butt(!) ai juss startid ramblin about whut ai write(transformers adult fanfic), adn ai nawtcud fynd mai 'awf' button! sew, aftur ai'd telld him haff teh plotline, ai fynablee manij tu STFU, adn he gibs meh himz FONE NUMBUR! O.o adn he eben habbd a propurlee nerdee name-Alvin! (omg! ai lubs nerdee gaiz!) butt(!), habbin a senss ob self-preserayshunz(nawt tu menshun a cripploling shyniss), ai nebbur cawld him.wich am prawblee fur teh best. if'n hims gibbd meh numbur ryt aftur meetin meh, he's prawblee nawt kinda gai ai wants tu be inbolbd wiv. (ai'z BERREH slow moovur. unles ai fink ai lubs sumwun, goin tu bed am NAWT an opshunz. wich, tbh, is patintlee ridikuluss, kunsidurin whut ai write, lol! ai hassa contradiktoree-niss! =^.^=
yep... alldough iffn u tell peepls to much dem am lokkin at u liek "wut da hell is u tawkin bowt?" *gigglols* ufneh fing is, wen peepls am lokkin at me laik dat ai tawks eben moar an trie to explaen... an den sumtiems ai doan eben unnerstands maisef ennemoar ;) - fang u fur da hugses an da niec wurds! - aiz glad wen niec peepl liek u lieks me. wif nawt niec peepl aid rather nawt be liekd *lol* ;)
fangkyoo! *hugs you wiva feerssniss* aifinksew is okae tu tawk like waddurfawl-tuu mennee peeps nawt sez hao dey feels, keeps it awl insyd(adn den bloawz up). adn wehn yoo sez hao yoo feels, it can puts peeps moar at eez. dey trust yoo moar, cuz yur nawt hydin. issa gud fing. fangkyoo, fur nawt habbin a judjmintul ob meh, fur whut ai'z toldid yuo. *hugs yuo wiva eben moar feerssniss* yuo am gudgud frend.
O.o ai fergotted sumfin *lol* see? ai reeleh can talk lieka watterfall :P ;) - is nawt whynin iffn it maeks u feel bedder. if it was... aid be a whyner too... an - eben if lotsa peepls fink so - wat dem cal whynin to me is jes a way to let goe of mai pain an feer an wateber maeks me sad or tired... otters go runnin or boxin or driev dems cars berre farst or... wutebber... ai 'whyne'... an it works purrfect :)
{{{{siro}}}} u doan has to exkuse ennefing... an u absolutlee diddin maek me feel bad. is jes mai wae awf saein fings. ai noe dat ai is no painter... as much as ai want to be ablol to paint such wunnermus fings... iffn ebberybunny wus a talintid painter, it wuddin be speshul... an aifinkso paintintalint shud be speshul... becus such fings maek u feel verreh deepleh... liek wif good moosic or storehs. ai luf to be stunned adn to be ablol to wonder and to be kwite onist... ai eben luf to habs sumfin to hassan an envie awf. is great dat dis world am so full awf wonnermus fings an dat ai can alwis want to be ablol to do moer. aifink iffn ai wud jes be satisfied adn nawt be ablol to envie sumone... dat wud be a veeeeery boring lief. its not a bad envie... jes 'damn... dat is sooooo niec, i wish ai cud do that, wai was ai borned wif a talint to tawks liek a watterfall wen ai is nervus an maek ebberyfin moar complicated den it is (adn fiendin ebbery spot ai can buis maisef on adn do so), insteed awf dis talint?' ;) - dat lokkin yerself away part...? iffn ai cud... aid do that too... ai doan liek peepls... mostleh. speshuleh nawt wen dem am manneh at once. hmm... ai heerd a kwote once... cant sai ennemoar hu sed it orjunalleh or how it was exactle, but... it said sumfin liek "I doan liek humanity, but ai lieks a hoomin". Aifink dat descriebs me rather niecleh. Ai lieks one or the otter hoomin... but ai wuddin wanna deal wif a mass of dems ;) - adn about da feers... ebberyone has feers. hu ses he has none is ether stoopid or lies. or its a berry poor persun... becaus iffn u has no feers to bercome... u can nebber be truly prowd of yersef... dat wud be kinda sad, riet? - so u is one of da lukkeh ones ;) an me too... ai hassa feerd of lotsa fings awlsew... mostleh awf hurtin sumone ai lieks... dats y ai letted maisef get hurt a lot in da past... *shrugs* had to git ober it to keep goin... sumtiems u hav to get beetid daon to unnerstands dat a persun u liek is anything but ur friend. at leest that's hao it is wif mee... but I alwis sai dat ai rather get hurt again, dan not gibs happyness a chance. - oh and btw... bein normul is e-z... standin owt of da crowd an bein onself... dat is hard, but it is worth it. ... and one more :p better to have one good friend than a hundred so called friends. ai doan noe u berry lawng... but what ai got to noe tells me, dat u issa good adn lovely person. dont let anyone tell u different :)
*shaeks hed* nawt tu has a jeluss! ai kno yuo am taluntid! ai'm sareez if whut ai sed maykd yuo feel bad. iz nawt awl iz crakt up tu be(noes, ai aer nawt bragginz, eben if it does feel like it tu meh). mai bro is an alkohawlik. ai'm OCD, shy adn sawt-spoakin-tu teh poynt taht ai seem berreh creepeh tu peeps. ai nawt has menni frends(iz hard tu has frends wehn yuo soopeer-eeoritee compleksiz). ai'm eezilee angurd, and berreh negatib and aggressib. ai'm terrifyd ob zombeez, clownz, mijits, and harmonika muziks. ai wud be a shut-in if ai cud, peepl skayr meh, alawng wiv lowd noyziz adn larj crowdz. ai'm awlmoast anti-soashul. butt(!), hey! ai can draw! and paynt adn write. adn ai kno, ai am NOWUNZ definition ob nawrmlol. *snerks* and ai'm whynee! XD aifinksew yuo is europe(unless you wants tu be sumwherz elss). if enifing ai'z rytid heer seemd condeesending, ai prawmiss, wuz nawt mai intenshunz-ai awlso habs a bad habit ob saying berreh stoopee fings.
