I'm more than glad to accept your friend request. I've loved your stuff for the longest time, and I Fave your stuff so much that I thought we already WERE friends. You are a great loler, and I'm glad to call you cheezfriend.
Elderly woman has two robbers in her house. She presses her 'life-alert' button for the police, grabs her 50 lb. Bible, and starts yelling: "Acts 2:38, Acts 2:38", at the top of her voice. When the 2 robbers hear her, they bolt for the door. Cops are coming to the door. Caught 'em. Cops ask: "Why you runnin' from a 93 yr old lady?" Robber says: "She was yellin: "She gots an axe n' 2 .38's!"
You are invited to play a History game! http://cheezburger.com/7690873600 If you are not a friend to Alisaorrdaisy or NCCharmer you can still play. Leave your guesses/answers at the Historic_LOLs message window and they will be forwarded to NCCharmer.