Thank you for the congrats. We used to have a Bassett Hound named Lucy that ambled along slowly, but she was deceiving you. The moment something hit the ground, she was on it. We nicknamed her "Hoover", after the vacuum cleaner.
How could I NOT fave your LOLS?! There are the most clever of any of us here at ICHC, including yours truly. I honestly don't know how you come up with them. You have well deserved every single fave I have given you.
If you keep talking like that, my head will be big to fit through the door. Whenever anyone tells my wife that they think I'm funny, she just rolls her eyes, lets out a sigh, and says "You don't have to live with him." That's the truth with my hand raised.