Ha! I was right to delay my response, for I suspected there was something odd about your enthusiasm! And now you have revealed yourself to be in cahoots with the man-eating Pony-corrupting aliens! But worry not, My response was not a secret to begin with: I will do everything in my power to reveal and snuff out each and every spiderweb-spawn of the wicked conspiracy gripping Equestria like a plague. No matter how deep their hidden roots may reach!