Grandma: "Don't look at me in that tone of voice!"

Dad: Happy 14th birthday, sweetheart. Me: Dad, I'm 17. Dad: No, you are not. I am going to ke...

*While driving, my mom looks out the window and sees cows grazing* Mom: Are those beef cows? Da...

I started Pokémon Black 2 days before my exam. #LFMF

Bad idea: Watching 'Dawn of the Dead' when everything that has to do with zombies scares the livi...

If you're at a concert and see smoke coming from the stage, don't freak out and run up to the ban...