Of course Captain, I see it as nothing less than my civic duty to instruct you in the CORRECT dogma :) Isn't a working TV in the declaration of human rights? If not it certainly should be, also I think we should add that everyone should have physical access to at least three interwebz connected devices at all times, whether they want them or not.
Oh my! The Plutonians ar making great advances in der sciences! I wonder if der will be a big fight between teh Erfians and the Plutonians.. But first der be trash talking! Dat certainly be scary wiff Ittie Bitties getting scared!
No no, Captain, you misunderstand. I still worship myself with all the reverence I deserve, I just change the commandments to fit my current mood. You might want to be careful with the package I think it gave me the Alien-SwineyBird-Flu. I'm starting to get bedsores.
Your Plutonian LOLs wiff Foofany ar really super eggselent! Yu certainly hav quite the imaginations! I hope that Foofany will be returned to Erf by teh Aliens, and that dey allow der too yung Plutonians Lustroid an' Shmerg to remain on Erf and attend to der studies at Kuppykakes Prep Skools..